Caltrops - The Elder Scrolls





	[quote name="Oom Shnibble"][quote name="Zsenicorpse"][quote name="up with pod people"]What colour chinese suit did you get your man?[/quote] I got him the POVERTY COLORED CHINESE SUIT. It turns out that when you quit your nice union job and do SHIT WORK for SHIT HOURS, and your fella is taking a siesta for a couple-three months, you turn POOR. Zseni had never been poor before; it was a shock. It was such a huge shock Zseni had a moment of Ape Clarity and promptly swallowed everything Zseni had EVER HAD resembling pride and got a bootlicking, The-Man's-poo-sniffing, nice-clothes-and-adult-contemporary-radio-CONSTANTLY-ON office job in logistics, the only field in which she'd ever managed to develop a qualification. OH YEAH AND SHE WENT BACK TO SCHOOL TO GET A <b>FUCKING ACCOUNTING DEGREE TO QUALIFY TO TAKE THE <i>FUCKING</i> CPA EXAM</b>. So now Zseni handles CANADIAN customs and rail billing for a small, but profitable, intermodal shipping company. I got to use my fucking high school French after all! As it turns out, Zseni was sheltered! And the real world is a fucking FAGGOT WHO FUCKS YOU IN THE ASS while you're asleep! Zseni will <i>never forget</i> this indignity done to her and on a daily basis must pass it off to herself as some kind of small but brilliant step in an overall strategy to do something <i>terribly</i> important. The funny thing is that of everything I have lost in the last six or seven months - which includes two cars and all my self respect! - the thing I miss the most is the ability to choose what music I'm listening to all the time. [/quote] My God, that's about the worst reaction to the outside world I've seen and ever will until Senior Barbituate gets his head out of V's arse. THE SHNIBBULAR ONE OOM (Loving everything about Oblivion except for the dumbed down console inyourface.)[/quote]