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Metroid Prime 2
[quote name="Rafiki"]Metroid Prime 2: "HELLO, LET'S PLAY GAME!" Rafiki: PYOO! PYOO! PYOO! "I AM HAVING FUN!" [13 hours later] Metroid Prime 2: "WELCOME TO SPIDER BALL. TO GET THE NEXT ITEM TO PROGRESS IN THE GAME, YOU'LL NEED TO WALK TO THE POLAR OPPOSITE END OF THE MAP TO A ROOM YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN TO. UNLESS YOU DON'T HAVE A PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY OF EVERY ROOM. THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO WANDER AIMLESSLY UNTIL YOU GET THERE BY PROCESS OF ELIMINATION." Rafiki: "MOTHERFUCKER." [Hour and a half later] Metroid Prime 2: "HEY, YOU FOUND THE ITEM. HERE'S AN ELEVATOR THAT YOU COULDN'T ACCESS BEFORE TO TAKE YOU DIRECTLY BACK WHERE YOU WERE." Rafiki: "MURDER." [2 hours later] Rafiki: "QUADRAXIS WAS PRETTY SWEET. WHAT'S NEXT?" Metroid Prime 2: "TO REACH THE FINAL BOSS, YOU MUST COLLECT 9 KEYS SCATTERED ABOUT THE LAND. THERE ARE 3 KEYS IN EACH OF THE THREE WORLDS. HERE ARE SOME VAGUE HINTS THAT COULD REFER TO ANY GODDAMN ROOM OF THE WORLD, DARK OR LIGHT. HAPPY HUNTING." Rafiki: SAVE -> QUIT -> PUT DISK BACK IN CASE.[/quote]