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[quote name="Cheney's Shotgun"][quote name="w4nderlei9"]i am 26 years old and live with my girlfriend. i have no 'homosexual' desires as such, but i am pretty much addicted to watching porn videos with shemales in. i have had sex with a few different shemales in amsterdam and bangkok and i am getting hungrier and hungrier for them. i lick their arses and suck their cocks and kiss them and fuck them and i love it. i dont see that as being gay, but should i? i feel in my mind that they are women, despite what i know about them. i dont think about men at all, and wouldnt ever .. but if they had big tits and a mini skirt on .... [/quote] [quote name="darkangel69"]lately my gf's sex drive has been, well, NONEXISTENT I have no idea why, but we do talk very honestly about everything and here si what we came up with -b/c she is overweight, she doesn't get her peroid, could this be it? -she's going through a lot of thigns at home and at college, disytractions? -she's "broken" (her words not mine) So my question is what do you pervs think? What should I do? Masterbation gets boring (and makes it worse ) [/quote] [quote name="BillyC2000"]So, every so often when I don't have sex or masturbate for a couple of days, a milky/clear fluid comes out of my dick when I take a shit. I'm pretty sure its thte stuff thats in my prostate and comes out when the shit rubs against my prostate. But the thing is, I never feel it when it comes out. So does this happen to other guys too? Or is this some shit I should ask my doctor? [/quote] [quote name="steveman"]ok... im an 18 year old guy who is in realitivly good shape; 6-pack,big arms, not fat at all, but yet i have nipples that stick out like an inch off my chest! Im really not sure what the problem is. I have been doing push-ups and shit like that for a year now trying to rid of them but nothing really seems to help me, so i was wondering if anyone might know what is going on with me. Maybe someone has had the same problem and has sgotten rid of them? Any advice is welcome.[/quote] [quote name="theberk"]The strange thing is that I have developed sort of a fetish for hands with jewellary on, I get really turned on by women wearing wedding rings and rings on their thumbs. I also like some types of watches and bracelets on women. The problem is that now I get turned on just be seeing jewellary on its own, I wouldn't be able to walk into a jewellary shop without getting a massive hard on. I have a small collection of womens jewellary that I use when I masturbate and I look on websites like eBay to see pictures of rings and watches to get off to. I am a 24 year old virgin and I worry that if I ever get a girl friend she might find it too weird. I also worry that when I have sex I won't be able to keep my attention away from the womens hands and it might spoil it for her. What do you think I should do? Should I be woried? Should I try to 'cut-down'? [/quote] [quote name="J"]I am 21 years old and i am a virgin. But i just love porn and masturbate like 3 times a day. But i have some fucked up fantasies at times and my porn collection has wide varities for that reason. Anywayz, is it normal to fantasize about things i fantasize about? First! I am not gay and i dont fantasize about men. BUT i DO fantasize about Shemales About 75% of my porn collection is about shemales. Not only do i think about doing a shemale but i also fantasize about sucking shemale dicks and getting cummed on and such. Pretty wild huh? But yeah, i do not wanna suck a men's dick whatsoever. But if its a hot shemale with a huge dick, i think id suck it right on the spot. Second! I fantasize about sleeping with my cousins and aunts. When i am with them, i dont feel anything, but when i masturbate, i sometimes fantasize about fucking my cousins (two female ones i have) and one of my 5 aunts. If it came down to it in real life, i would probably have sex with them. but i would never even think about trying. BUt i just cant stop fantasizing about them at times. Yes i kno i need some help, but please note that this is all fantasy im talking about. Last! I even know in my head this is just wrong. but once i am in the zone, i just cant help myself but to fantasize about this. I sometimes fantasize doing little girls. I am talking 12-15 year old ones. I just love the itty bitty titties and fresh juicy pussies. I KNOW this is really fucked up and is considered pedophile but i just cant help myself.. Someone please help me Maybe i just need to buy a hooker or something and get laid. But i have some fucked up fantasies. Please reply if you have similar fantasies or if u want to comfort me. Becuz it IS only fantasy so its ok.. right? [/quote] [quote name="peechka"]my girlfriend, who is 21 btw, didnt know where her clit was till i showed her! lol she thot it was her urethra!! iiii thot it was kinda funny but cute hhehehe.. i felt pretty inteligent and cool to tell her something about the female body...something pretty basic too i kept saying she was lying to me bcuz i couldnt believe it but it seems that she wasnt hahahaah so wut do u think? is she stupid or wut? has anyone else known a girl to be this dumbfounded?[/quote] [quote name="kaka__jojo"]Ok this is going to seem very strange to many of you but i just need to vent out my emotions. You must understand that I am what people consider artsy/fartsy and have lived a very out of the ordinary life seeking to escape the bounds that society has over the induvidual, and I surround myself with these type of people. What i am trying to say is that the behaviour of the people in my life is unusal due to our circumstances, do not be surprised. about two years ago i watched the movie Se7en, one of the bizarre killing involved a married man forced(by gun point) to fuck a prositute with sharp latex and blade attached to his penis. he had no choice but to keep thrusting the knife eventually killing her. After watching this i had an immense desire to do this myself but without the killing ofcourse. it was arduous setting up this fantasy but i managed to do it many times, and words cannot explain the joy that came from those experiences. but just the knife was not enough i sought for a more crude and inhumane experiecnes. Latex became dirty cloths, hotel suites became alley ways, the king size bed became the rough, garbage stained brick wall of the streets. the fucking was brilliant. the disire eventually led to broken, bent, used, and up to recently rusty knifes. unfortunately the girl i agreed to do this with, has contracted tetanus as a result. She is has recovered. My main concern is that i have the desire to do it again only to her, i need to do it again. i eventually told her this.She said if it is what i need then fine, but the consequences are dire. I do not understand this, but i want my animalistic lust and sexual drive to overcome my thoughts shoud i do it again even if it means she may force me to suffer. [/quote][/quote]