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	[quote name="Entropy Stew"][quote name="Quentin Beck"][quote name="Motherhead"] Yeah, and you go ahead and pick up an iRiver to <i>stick it to the man</i>, you sad cunt. Apple fag. Look, stupid, the odds of you knowing more about, spending more on and working with Windows/x86 computers on daily basis than myself are slim. You're a waste of fucking time, I imagine you are exactly the kind of idiot that buys American cars only. Because Japanese and German cars are for fags.[/quote]Believe me, I'm no windows fanboy, don't get me wrong. But even Linux geeks actually have put in the time and effort to have their clique.[/quote] Can't go out tonight, Charlene. I've got to grep my kernel, and those n00bs on freenode won't flame themselves. Free Kevin! [quote]What's your Apple bragging right?[/quote] Being the best consumer OS available on the market. Is a UNIX. Has fully GPU accelerated UI (Expose). Is gorgeous. Is not Windows. [quote]'oh I bought the most overpriced and least used patform to run my gay clicky-windey crap'.[/quote] OSX is the <a href="http://marketshare.hitslink.com/report.aspx?qprid=2">2nd most popular OS</a>. And just what exactly do you run that isn't 'gay clicky-windey crap'? Office 2003? [quote]I've hated MS since the first time I fried my Windows 3.0 and had to reinstall everything - but I've hated Apple since the mid eighties and my IIe was a pricey piece of crap.[/quote] Yeah, FUCK those Apple IIs. In the 80s. In CARS duh duh <i>tchhhhhh</i>. Dunh uhn, duh duh <i>tchhhhhh</i>. <font color="black">Secret bonus sample for FoK: <i>hhhhhhct</i></font> [quote]I don't really mind the Windows administrator guys because I realize that it is a fucking pain in the ass to keep that shit going and the tedious certifications and shit.[/quote] The MCSE is a fucking highschool diploma. It's only purpose is serving as a baseline requirement. [quote]Oh, I'm no comp sci major or anything so no need to prove your geek cred to me.[/quote] Well no shit! And there I was, convinced otherwise. [quote]The other day we were making an online presentation to one of those creative branding/fashion guys who was obviously annoyed that we'd even suggest using livemeeting because there's no mac version.[/quote] Yeah, FUCK that iNigger [quote]Fuck the attitude, we'll just use something else asshole.[/quote] (NetMeeting, after we fire your dirty nigger ass) -/ES/-[/quote]