Forum Overview :: =( :: TEH FUTURE OF CLAPTROPS

[quote name="Chemdem"]Cassandra fucks Umberto. INC tells us all that crazy people make bad forum admins. Ray of Light and Cassandra get married, with Ray of Light staying home to play computer game betas, and work on his own 3-D models. Cassandra starts posting here at Claptrops from time to time and gives us all the impression that while crazy, she is not Ray of Light crazy and has a job. Ray of Light begins to post about how he hates Christians because his parents are Christians. Creexl while ambivalent to the whole turn of events regales us in stories about Moom, and his other more recent sexual exploits. Ray of Light posts about how he has found the ultimate sexual satisfaction by licking Cassandra's asshole, fingering her clit, while masturbating all at the same time !!!1!!! INC posts something snarky because he feels left out. Worm interjects with his own homegrown brand of million miles left field non sequitir. Stop watching Family Guy, it sux0rs. Ray of Light cannot contain himself as he must tell everyone he knows that Cassandra likes to give him blowjobs. Zseni in a fit of fury posts a thread full of granny p0rn. Ice Cream Jonsey in a fit of benign malevolence deletes the thread. TEH CLAPTROPS Community complains bitterly that now they will have to find their own granny p0rn on teh interweb. Cassandra in a moment of weakness admits that Creexl is a much better lover. Spanky uses the nuclear option, "Cassandra Fucked Umberto". In a fit of crazy unseen in modern times Ray of Light deletes Claptrops. Ray of Light pretends that it all Cassandra's fault. Months later BDR gets Ray of Light to admit that he is indeed the jackass that purposefully deleted the whole fucking forums. Fucking crazy. INC lets us know that he told us so. Fin. We can change the names around next year. Happy New Year Fags.[/quote]