Caltrops - Battlefield 2





	[quote name="Bill Dungsroman"][quote name="Ray of Light"][quote name="Bill Dungsroman"]"Loose threads on my undies tear pubic hairs from my scrote every time I doff them, unless I do it slow and am not particularly sweaty. Otherwise, I wouldn't trade in these briefs for nothing!" -Ray![/quote] OK, well, I'm on unfamiliar ground here, but I think your "friend" should consider shaving, solving the underpant and sweat problems in one stroke. If he does decide to buy some new underwear, maybe you could research the purchase for him.[/quote] HA HA WELL MAYBE I WILL. Loaded title questions and Drollier-Than-Thou quips may wow the chicks you bullhorn into free Mickey D's Ray, but it just makes me...well, neither make me do much of anything, really. [quote]Discomfort (whether absurd or gregarious) is a state of mind, Bill. Free your mind and (if it comes back) love it forever.[/quote] I don't need self-hypnosis and Zen trances to sit at my desk unchafed, you know. It's hard to pull off the Lotus Position with talcum'd appendages, anyhow. [quote]It's revealing that you say "quixotic" to describe "accomplishing something".[/quote] It's pretty weak you think that's revealing. Or that powdering your arms to keep your chair from filleting them an accomplishment. [quote]With typical lifetimes of 7+ years, the amortized cost of a good monitor is lower than your computer's electricity bill.[/quote] What is this, beat technogeek poetry? CAN YOU HEAR ME CODING NOTHING? I don't care about either, except I buy a new monitor every year or so, and it and an honest portion of my 'lectricity bill are tax write-offs. Never mind about those crazy things, incidentally. [quote]What most people call inventiveness or perseverance is really just finding lots of ways to fail.[/quote] Has somebody killed you and replaced you with a fortune cookie? LATE-BREAKING NEWS HERE ON WCTP! INC DISAGREES WITH BILL. Could you not find an easier henchman, Ray? Nothing supports your argument like calrtops' local bobblehead, I Need Self-Gratification. [01:19:08] <font color=lime>INC</font>: also, stop thinking you're clever! [01:19:14] <font color=lime>INC</font>: CHRIST! [01:19:27] <font color=lightskyblue>Ray</font>: I've miscalculated [01:19:38] <font color=lime>INC</font>: what is Raybe powder? [01:19:45] <font color=lightskyblue>Ray</font>: no idea [01:19:54] <font color=lime>INC</font>: if you were clever you'd know [01:22:19] <font color=lime>INC</font>: (link to INC's reply above) [01:24:01] <font color=lightskyblue>Ray</font>: haha I was just pasting this log into my reply [01:24:12] <font color=lightskyblue>Ray</font>: I'm going to do it anyway so he's forced to address it twice [quote]That doesn't sound like a good chair.[/quote] It hasn't drawn blood, yet. [quote]There's a vigorous secondhand market in office equipment.[/quote] Not in your neck of the woods, there isn't.[/quote]