Caltrops - Battlefield 2





	[quote name="McMoo the Anti-Drug Cow"]I've unlocked the RPK or whatever that new machinegun is, and I have yet to take down a chopper with it. Mind you; after I fire the weapon at the chopper until it overheats they usually take off. There is a Mexican transport chopper in Mashturr, but typically it gets ripped to shreds from the Blackhawk so I usually try to get the team to cap the USMC flag linked to the Blackhawk spawn. Either that or I simply take the tranport chopper and ram it into the Blackhawk. I would be happy if they bumped up the damage of the MEC door gun to be a 1/2 or 1/4 LAV gun or something but kept the ROF the same. Also: WACKY WAR Stories In the oil complex map I set up mines around the flag at the 'gas station' control point. A friendly buggy comes tearing in towards the flag so I jump up and down on the mine so they don't run into it. The dudes hop out and generally mill around for a sec or two while I finish mining the flag. Then they hop in the buggy and immmediatly try to cut through the 'gas bar' blowing themselves all sorts of the fuck up. Of course, they punish me. mcmootadc:WTF? viscous_asscheeksz:dude you saw us, why did you put that mine there mcmootadc:you RAN over the MINE you saw me PUTTING DOWN other teammmates:haha stupid I think it was dragon valley and the Chinese had the usmc pretty much bottled up at their end of the base but usmc choppers were harassing the defenders and I was afraid an UBER CHEEP blackhawk crew would bypass the defenses and cap a rear base. So I brought a linebacker (AA) from the Chinese base all the way to the other end of the valley where I commenced to nail choppers. I was near a spwan point on the top of the hill, so I tried to keep moving back and forth a little bit to keep freindlies from getting too close. I just finished off a blackhawk and immediatly tried backing up to a resource crate that I had the commander drop behind me. Some teammate thought he could squeeze behind me and got run over. Of course I got punished. mcmootadc:WTF? conspiracy_theorist:you waited for me to run past then you ran me over mcmootadc:WOW, just wow Now of couse the highlight of my BF2 experience: my squad leader (spec ops) and I (support) were in a remote chinese base tearing all of their shit up. Unfortunalty somebody spawned and grabbed an LAV, then killed the squad leader while I used my leet RUNNING AWAY ANDS HIDING skillz to survive. THe lav for some reasin just drove off so I grabbed the spec ops kit he dropped and finished blowing up the arty. Soldiers started spawning so I hid in a nearby tower in case they tried to repair their equipment. A transport chopper spotted me and fired at me but I just stayed prone and after about 30 seconds of firing they flew off too. There was a second tranport shopper and some soldiers near it too so I was pretty much stuck there. I was watching them for a minute and one would stab the other one, then his buddy would heal him more or less taking turns. They were only about 20 feet away so after watching them go on for about a minute I lobbed a grenade at them, with it landing RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE of their little circlejerk. THe only one noticed it was the medic because he stood up and turned around right before it went off. All three were killed by the grenade and I laughed and laughed and laughed. [/quote]