Forum Overview :: Rants :: Yes, anonymous maggot?

[quote name="Bill Dungsroman"][quote name="Dr. Phil"]Are you not seeing the bigger picture here? Ray! only hates seeing a nice guy like you being made into a chump.[/quote] Well, then he's my pal forever. [quote]So this girl is an independant, self-sufficient woman, but buying a new car is just <i>too hard, darnit</i>! Tell us you're not one of those nice guys that believe the more favors he does for girls, the more they'll like him. The more out of the way you go for things that any girl who has it together should be doing for herself, the more out of the way she'll go to show how much she appreciates you? Did you help girls with their science homework in college because math is hard for them and you're such a great guy (I'm guessing "yes"), only to later learn they fucked the brains out of a jerk frat boy who not only did them zero favors, but stole money from them (Again I'm guessing "yes")?[/quote] Uh, no. And I assume you read Ray's post. Why did you poorly rephrase it just now? Oh, well, you <I>are</I> Dr. Phil, and all. [quote]<u>Stable, intelligent, self respecting women can buy their own cars</u>. Any one that lets her sugar daddy do it for her is either a digger, a user, a spoiled princess used to others doing things for her, someone not intelligent enough to handle living in modern society on her own, or someone who will quickly lose respect for him for being such an eager to please lapdog that so easily lets her take advantage of him. What's it going to take for you to realize this, paying the deposit for a cohabitation arpartment only to have her bail on you and take everything?[/quote] Hmm. I'm not paying for it. It's financed through a bank. It will be in her name, and her name alone. I assisted in getting her the loan. This is grounds for your accusations of gold diggery and sugar daddery and arpartment cohabbery and whatever it is you're stumbling over your own chapped lips to say. Well, seeing as how all I need to do is post and be labeled a TOTAL FREAKOUT 2 DA MAX, I suppose it figures out properly after you adjust for totally absurd histrionic hyperbole and the like. [quote]"But I'm just doing the <i>groundwork</i> for her, you quick to jump on anything jealous jerk!" Right, and you were just "helping" them with their schoolwork, or just "investing" the security deposit because it was for the two of you and she's totally going to pay it back once she's back on her feet and her paycheck comes through and her sick mother gets well.[/quote] Man, if you're going to invent fictitious scathing quotes from me, at least have the decency to not mangle the grammar beyond comprehension. That's one of the only things I <I>have</I>, Mang. You forgot her sick puppy, alcoholic dad, schizophrenic brother and occasional heroin habit. Oh, if only... [quote]Let <i>us</i> help <b>you</b>[/quote] ...talk yourself into a corner about your girlfriend. Yeah, sounds like fun.[/quote]