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[quote name="Bill Dungsroman"][quote name="bombMexico"]My original title was: Hey, asshole. I didn't go to all the trouble of trolling Creexul with pinpoint accuracy just so you could swoop in on his blubbering, confused, easy pickins' reply. But that didn't fit.[/quote] This is caltrops. Nothing fits, and someone's always stealing your chair. [quote name="bombMexico"]Whenever i see someone respond to me i'm always "wtf? like i didn't just give the final word?" so i end up writing off a lot of posts as crazy. its not like i had a response to this one tho. I'm not sure how my posts are any different from anyone else currently laughing at him, but half the time he responds with one of his creepy "sincere" posts. The ones where he drops some of the movie references, obscure in-jokes, and spells things mostly right. i thought maybe he's talking down to me because i must not get his complex level of humor, then i noticed there wasn't a single frowny face and was all the horror, the horror. But he did go a little nuts at the end there and then the CL000TRAIN thing and that made me feel a little better.[/quote] Yeah. The crazies aren't supposed to make eye contact. Very unnerving when they do. If you push Creexul far enough, all you'll get is a <a href="http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=43514" target="new">donkey laugh</a>, which is pretty entertaining, if lacking in rambling delusions of grandeur and righteousness. [quote name="bombMexico"]Yargh. I'd like to picture that there are some moments in this household where everyone is just watching Family Feud or something, but i'm pretty sure its all HERE IS SOMETHING CRAZY LETS LAUGH all the time. i also dont recall asking for a behind the scenes director's cut view of creexuls life, but he keeps handing them out. i guess there's something in the way i call him retarded that makes him really able to communicate without the writing aid of Danny Glover and the guy that played Hudson from Aliens. <b>Lucky me</b>. the result of all this makes me out to be creexuls best friend, and that is <i>the saddest thing ever</i> so i'm going to console myself with the fact that maybe he will laff it up with his funny internet friends. This is starting to feel kind of mean, which is why i was able to hold back replying from his other "plz understand me i'm not REALLY retarded" posts, even though he totally deserved another trolling. haha "feel kind of mean" is pretty gay, but i don't really come here to make fun of retards. Creexul, if for some reason you have nothing better to do and are reading Caltrops right now, please choose either "lovable crazy troll" or "pathetically earnest retard" so we can tell when its ok to laugh at you without feeling guilty.[/quote] Ditto. <I>Ibid.</I> What he said.[/quote]