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[quote name="Creexul :("][quote name="Bill Dungsroman"][quote name="Creexul :("]plus I was impotent the entire time yet somehow she decided to fake a ton of orgasms constantly while I tried to fit half an inch of impotent dick into a 15 inch condom,[/quote] Your dick, when limp, is only <I>half an inch</I> long? Jesus.[/quote] This is probably the funniest, most BDRest thing in this entire forum so far. Calm down Sally June Abigail May. [quote][quote name="Creexul :("]Sadly, none of you can see yourselves now flailing out of control like little girls staining their dresses with tears, and I don't even know why most of you care (besides being huge fags and crying over someone's dumbass FEELINGS). If it isn't agonizingly obvious by now, the people who think I'm an idiot because of this? They're the actual idiots. <B>They would've been the same people who would tell me I was an autistic shit-eating retard for liking her, if the circumstances were different, like if she was ugly or fat or something.</B> It doesn't matter for a second who doesn't believe me or not. Since I know I'm right, knowing all the details and NOT being the alcoholic drug addict here, I couldn't fucking give a fuck about who cried on their snowglobes over this. And I also don't give any extra fucking fucks about some dumbasses dead dumbass friend who shit his <b>fuckin</b> pants as soon as the hammer fell. IF ONLY I COULD HAVE BEEN THERE TO CONSUME THAT SHIT AND TRY TO GAIN SOME OF HIS "NORMAL PERSON" POWWAS![/quote] Wow. Total incoherence. Re: the bolded sentence. YUO HAEC BEEN TROLLZORED.[/quote] Okay, you bolded the true part, <b>and</b> you're BDR. You thought sb was a great guy, so no one expects you to understand this.[/quote]