Forum Overview :: =( :: scummy neighbor? there's grasping at straws and then there's FUMBLING

[quote name="bombMexico"]Maybe there's a hilarious "scummy neighbor" backstory i missed out on (because, ha ha, who would read all that?) and you're not seriously implying that daydreaming about the riff-raff that checked in next door was totally cockblocking you. back on topic, when there's a soon to be naked woman in my room, i find myself thinking more about sex having and less about whether my asshole neighbors are going to steal my lawnmower becuase i left the garage door up. And while this might seem like the first dumbass example i could think of to make you look retarded, keep in mind that i have a <i>really nice</i> mower. its almost as if ... as if human <i>contact</i> (winking, then nudging if you still look confused) is more important than anything else that's going on. i don't think i've ever taught another guy how to get a hard on, but i hope my self consciousness doesn't get in the way of your breakthrough. Women, for fuckups i guess, are like riding a bike. You just need to keep getting on no matter how many times you fall off or get tired. Detroit is a hole, and probably whore ridden (HINT!) and y'know, Christ, how many families would you have to axe-murder or whatever to get anyone to think any less of you?[/quote]