Forum Overview :: Deleted Posts :: Legalities of receptions

[quote name="I need clarification"]<B><FONT color=khaki>Ray</FONT></B>: He won the bluff <B><FONT color=khaki>Ray</FONT></B>: whatever THAT means <color = pink>INC</color>: no assistant PA lackey is going to push him around <color = "green">INC</color>: er, RA <color = "green">INC</color>: whatever, they're a lackey <B><FONT color=khaki>Ray</FONT></B>: not unless he likes the idea of tangling with... lawyers <color = "green">INC</color>: I'll be back with my college housing lawyer <color = "green">INC</color>: he specializes in fighting dorm evictions <B><FONT color=khaki>Ray</FONT></B>: he's agreed to take this case pro bono <color = "green">INC</color>: after that we're heading over to the Pizza Palace to clear up exactly how big a slice should be <B><FONT color=khaki>Ray</FONT></B>: besides, it's not so much a party as a reception and the law governing receptions and cotillions is totally on my side <color = "green">INC</color>: Allow me to introduce you to my lawyer. His name is... CINDERBLOCK! <B><FONT color=khaki>Ray</FONT></B>: he'd like to make a motion <B><FONT color=khaki>Ray</FONT></B>: a swinging motion, termintating at your face <B><FONT color=khaki>Ray</FONT></B>: "move to strike", your honor <color = "green">INC</color>: And when CN Block talks, people listen <B><FONT color=khaki>Ray</FONT></B>: That is, they listen through a fucking STRAW for three to six weeks <color = "green">INC</color>: I don't even know why he bothered to have another party, since he already dubbed the last one "The Mother of All Parties" <color = "green">INC</color>: this sort of like the cleanup party, I guess <color = "green">INC</color>: people not lucky enough to be invited to the MOAP <B><FONT color=khaki>Ray</FONT></B>: the problem with being Joe Yance is that you've always got Joe Yance's shoes to fill <B><FONT color=khaki>Ray</FONT></B>: "Off the record, I made it clear ... that I'm not the most rational man." <color = "green">INC</color>: yeah <color = "green">INC</color>: "I'd like to speak off the record, if I may." <B><FONT color=khaki>Ray</FONT></B>: "Then, for good measure, I went on the record with the same information, extensively documented via this journal and in other places" <color = "green">INC</color>: "I'M CRAZY!" <color = "green">INC</color>: "Okay, back on the record now..." <B><FONT color=khaki>Ray</FONT></B>: "STILL CRAZY"[/quote]