Caltrops - Reviews





	[quote name="I need clarification"]<font color="#4f9d6a"><b>INC</b></font>: anyway <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>INC</b></font>: I went to the DMV to get my licensed renewed <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>INC</b></font>: the last step is to get your picture taken, which is the longest line <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>INC</b></font>: so I pull out my PSP <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>FSBT</b></font>: Just like the commercials <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>INC</b></font>: the guy in front of me in line is a black guy, a little taller than I am, probably in his 60s, wearing dark shades and an absolutely expressionless face <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>INC</b></font>: after a minute or so of me playing my game, he turns to me and says, "You better not be taking pictures of people in the DMV." <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>INC</b></font>: me: "What? No, I'm playing a game." <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>INC</b></font>: Him: "I saw you taking pictures." <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>INC</b></font>: Me: (laughing, but a little scared) "With what? This is a video game." <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>INC</b></font>: then he turns to face me full-on <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>INC</b></font>: "Are you with the FBI or CIA?" <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>INC</b></font>: Me: "Haha no. I'm just waiting for my picture, man." <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>INC</b></font>: Then some old guy comes up and stands in line behind me <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>INC</b></font>: "What's that? A game system?" <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>INC</b></font>: Me: "Yeah, it's a PSP." <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>INC</b></font>: Black guy: "He's taking pictures with it." <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>INC</b></font>: Me: "No, I'm not. It's not a camera, it's just a game system." <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>INC</b></font>: Him: "Then how come I saw it flash?" <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>FSBT</b></font>: That's unsettling. <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>INC</b></font>: Me: "I have no idea." <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>INC</b></font>: after a minute, the flash from the DMV camera goes off (again) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>FSBT</b></font>: ha <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>INC</b></font>: Me: "See? That's probably what you saw." <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>INC</b></font>: him: "I saw THAT flash, too." (pointing at PSP) <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>INC</b></font>: me: "Haha no you didn't, because it doesn't flash. See? Golf!" (I hold it up to show him) <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>INC</b></font>: another minute goes by <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>INC</b></font>: then he turns around again <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>INC</b></font>: "Who brings a video game to the motor vehicles?" <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>INC</b></font>: me: "There's long lines here! What am I gonna do, stare at the walls?" <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>INC</b></font>: that was pretty much the end of our conversation, but he also yelled at the photo clerk girl for daring to step away from the counter for two seconds when it was his turn <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>INC</b></font>: and also yelled at her because the electronic signature thing was too small and he couldn't fit his "whole name" on it <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>INC</b></font>: (he had to try signing like four times) <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>INC</b></font>: they also take an electronic thumbprint <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>INC</b></font>: which makes me wonder: why was this guy even going to the DMV? <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>INC</b></font>: if he's that worried that everyone is taking pictures of him, why go to the one place they're guaranteed to?[/quote]