Caltrops - Gamerasutra





	[quote name="laudablepuss"][quote name="Fussbett"]Jhoh and I discussed this while Caltrops was down (because veronica fucked Umberto and then deleted all the posts using Senor Barborito's help) but I just remembered it now. So here you go, an unaborted fetus post. <a href="http://www.fromsoftware.jp/movies/soft/mwc/mwc_040709.wvx" target="wvx">http://www.fromsoftware.jp/movies/soft/mwc/mwc_040709.wvx</a> Sanitario666: I just watched maybe the greatest video game trailer ever. Jhoh Cable: :( Jhoh Cable: If only you could link to the clatrpos post about it. Sanitario666: People would post replies, we'd joke around. Good times. Jhoh Cable: Yes. :( Sanitario666: Pretend you're reading a post. Jhoh Cable: Okay. Sanitario666: Here's what I would say in that post: Sanitario666: LET's PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Sanitario666: He fights for us and his innocence and THE UNITED STATES. Jhoh Cable: But is he beginning to believe? Sanitario666: Judging from his cocky catchphrases, I'd say: yes. Jhoh Cable: Like Duke Nukem. Jhoh Cable: But American. :( Sanitario666: Yet he appears to be fighting American troops? It all makes no sense. Jhoh Cable: Because they would be the only challange in the world. Sanitario666: HELLO JOHNNY BOY!!!!!!!!!!! Jhoh Cable: It's loading slow as hell. :( Sanitario666: I'LL MAKE YOU JUST LIKE PERFORATED CHEESE!!! Sanitario666: BINGOOOOOOOOO! Sanitario666: YOU GUYS ARE ROAST CHICKEN! Sanitario666: "Believe your Justice" ;_; Jhoh Cable: It's barely loading. :( Jhoh Cable: Fuck. Jhoh Cable: Oh it's resuming. Jhoh Cable: Whatever happens I hope it's like 9/11 but we win. ... Jhoh Cable: No one knew his identity Jhoh Cable: (IT'S GEORGE W BUSH) Jhoh Cable: He fights for his innocent and the USA. Jhoh Cable: Because the USA is innocent in any war crimes. Jhoh Cable: When there was actually a blinking icon with text that said "BELIEVE YOUR JUSTICE" Jsoh just said "what." Jhoh Cable: Ahahaha it really is George W Bush.[/quote] Two o'clock is behind you and to the right? That's another change in the future military, I guess. WATCH OUT HE'S IN YOUR TWELVE.[/quote]