Forum Overview :: Deleted Posts :: Dear Lord you're dull.

[quote name="The popular consensus"]Unable to fathom why your are constantly rejected here you have taken to deconstructing funny to the point that you live in a comedy clean-room. The fact that we have heard the same (as this) come out of you is just joyous. [quote]The power I have over people is just insane! No it's not some sort of direct mind control (would be nice no doubt) but more of an aura I can project out towards people. I can influence peoples behaivor, and not in a direct way but more of a "tainting" of it over time just depending on how I act around them. Basically what I'm saying is I bring out a side in people they didn't have before. I can bring out the worst in a person or the best depending on how you look at it. I do not jest when I say this; this is a powerful ability I think I have!!! I will elaborate on this more I think one day. I'm just now discovering that I have this gift...[/quote] How affirming, indeed yours is a life wasted. Thank god your not fat.[/quote]