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	[quote name="Fussbett"]<font color="powderblue">INC:</font> <i>To some degree, I'm rather stealthy and suddenly emerge from laneways, alcoves, pathways and dark voids. Unintentionally, I've startled strangers by suddenly appearing beside them while out on late night walks.</i> <font color="powderblue">INC:</font> I can't wait until he gets shot in the face <font color="powderblue">INC:</font> "HI NEW FRIEN-" blam <font color="powderblue">INC:</font> <i>I'm sure weirdos have scoped me out but have probably thought this guy is confident with his head up, arms slightly arched with an unpredictable look on his face.</i> <font color="powderblue">INC:</font> okay, I have to stop reading this <font color="powderblue">INC:</font> "I totally didn't predict that guy over there would have that look on his face." <font color="khaki">Sanitario666:</font> I thought he would zig -- but he zagged. :( <font color="khaki">Sanitario666:</font> WEIRDO MISSION ABORT <font color="powderblue">INC:</font> I gave up on my pledge to stop reading <font color="khaki">Sanitario666:</font> I should go to the Dance Cave and try to find him. <font color="powderblue">INC:</font> is he in Toronto? <font color="khaki">Sanitario666:</font> yeah <font color="powderblue">INC:</font> just look for the guy who is having a jovial time with his friends, in full revelry <font color="khaki">Sanitario666:</font> He mentions Sneaky Dees in a post, which is where <i>[secret stuff here deleted]</i>. <font color="powderblue">INC:</font> yeah, he's been there a few times <font color="khaki">Sanitario666:</font> He's going to U of Toronto. <font color="powderblue">INC:</font> <i>A girl, (another girl named Jen) let me grab her ass unlimited times tonight. That's all I got. She had a nice ass and an Avril Lavigne nose too. Jen even did the kind of slutty dance(twice) that girls do when the stand/lean in front of you. I guess I don't have/know what it takes to have gotten more. I got a full lip kiss but it was closed. Perhaps I'm retired. Then again, I have a crutch that I need to walk with because of my accident a few nights ago. I'm an old man too... It was a nice ass(the kind you think about when wanking). You could feel that she really worked on it. It was the kind of ass that a GAP model would have. This is a lame entry... </i> <font color="khaki">Sanitario666:</font> GAP model ass?!?! <font color="khaki">Sanitario666:</font> Icarus, you fly too high. <font color="powderblue">INC:</font> yeah, looks good in Chinos, I guess <font color="khaki">Sanitario666:</font> I pictured the ass in pastels with matching top. <font color="khaki">Sanitario666:</font> HOT wanking <font color="powderblue">INC:</font> I picture the ass facing away from me, because I can't remember ever seeing an ass in any GAP ad, ever <font color="khaki">Sanitario666:</font> Can you not picture the ass in a GAP SWING ad? <font color="powderblue">INC:</font> swing dancing <font color="powderblue">INC:</font> <i>I've began to realize that in the last few years, I've tended to make people's jaws drop in reaction to things I say. That happens with both school related and casual conversations. I'm no philosopher and don't know too much about that post-modern mumbo jumbo. Perhaps some would-be elitist academican will call me ignorant. I have gotten the "he isn't enlightened look" many times. I'm just the average Joe; a commoner.</i> <font color="powderblue">INC:</font> he loves repeatedly mentioning how much he is like the simple, working folk <font color="powderblue">INC:</font> <i>In person, I'm an emotional and passionate speaker who's hands move a lot while debating; yet I'm also not righteous. I'm not a charismatic speaker; instead I'm some cross between Donald Rumsfeld, Denzel Washington and The Rock! </i> <font color="powderblue">INC:</font> haha <font color="powderblue">INC:</font> if you do see this guy at Sneaky Dee's or the Dance Cave, give him a face punch for me <font color="khaki">Sanitario666:</font> You're just jealous that you haven't looked inside yourself as much as this guy. <font color="khaki">Sanitario666:</font> Which three speakers are you like, eh? You have no idea probably. <font color="khaki">Sanitario666:</font> It's called self-reflection, INC. <font color="powderblue">INC:</font> I'm like Dr. John, Emo Phillips, and Rowdy Roddy Piper! <font color="powderblue">INC:</font> actually, throw in Michael Flatly into that mix, because I use my feet a lot when I talk, but keep my hands perfectly still <font color="khaki">Sanitario666:</font> So basically he's saying crazy things in public, and people look at him like he's got lobsters crawling out of his ears. To that he thinks "Hey, I'm just an average Joe." <font color="powderblue">INC:</font> "I'm an average joe that people look to as a leader."[/quote]