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[quote name="FABIO"]Comes, FABIO and BodyBag's "Everything Aliens vs Predator" preview ICQ logs! Bodybag (02:47 AM) : I seriously hope that RTA avp game doesnt cause AvP3 to not happen Bodybag (02:47 AM) : *RTS Fabio (02:47 AM) : it's going to have some serious competition from the everquest RTS Fabio (02:48 AM) : do you harvest trophies for income? from a trophy mine? Fabio (02:48 AM) : will you go with the face hugger rush? or tech straight to chestbursters and drones? Bodybag (02:48 AM) : aliens harvest people, and honestly that's a fair description Bodybag (02:49 AM) : Predators...harvesting...that's like a dealbreaker Fabio (02:49 AM) : harvest spinal columns and skulls? Bodybag (02:49 AM) : oh, and dont forget the Hyrdo Ravager alien Fabio (02:49 AM) : the workers have to clean the blood off them with a straw to refine them into useable money Bodybag (02:50 AM) : the Colonial Marines harvest fear to create adrenaline for running away in short controlled bursts Fabio (02:50 AM) : aliens can research the ability to cut the power Fabio (02:51 AM) : man, i cant wait to have my marines firing from behind a melee shield of cargo loaders Bodybag (02:51 AM) : research air duct schematics Bodybag (02:52 AM) : or having the dropships grounded by surface-to-air chestbursters Fabio (02:52 AM) : anti air acid? Fabio (02:53 AM) : click on the marines long enough and they start cracking jokes about their girlfriend's pussy being as big as a house Bodybag (02:54 AM) : oh, and further up the tech tree is the mysterious Indian character, who can smell the bad future Fabio (02:54 AM) : they'll go with intense fogging to compensate for shitty frame rates, and will try to pass it off as leaking steam pipes Bodybag (02:54 AM) : "dude, that mountain ring is full of leaky pipes" Bodybag (02:56 AM) : Paul W.S. Anderson stepped down as from helming both _Mortal Kombat: Domination (2003)_ and _Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2003)_ to instead write and direct this film, though he does remain as producer to the aforementioned sequels. Was rumored to be in development ever since a skull from the title characters in the Alien film series appeared in the spaceship trophy room in Fabio (02:57 AM) : he dropped MK3 and RE2 to do this? He must smell a fucking hit to be taking that kind of risk Bodybag (02:58 AM) : According to Moviehole (http://www.moviehole.net), there is still someone stirring in the Predator 3 pot. What'll come out of it, no one knows for sure, but we'll keep our eyes peeled for future revelations on this subject. Here follows an excerpt from the article: "Dutch is back. He turns his back on love to track down the traitor who wiped out his elite squad of soldiers. Two years later it's Dutch who is being secretly stalked by a Predator with a mysterious agenda until it learns that Dutch holds something more dear to him than life. This sends the Predator into its own private hell during the worst snowstorm in New York's recorded history to find Dutch's heart...and rip it out." Bodybag (02:59 AM) : I so want a piece of that Fabio (02:59 AM) : worst snowstorm in new york's recorded history? Will Dutch stop to realize he's in a graphic novel? Bodybag (02:59 AM) : hottest summer in LA's history...WAITAMINITE Fabio (03:00 AM) : Fabio (03:04 AM) : oh wait, it's console only??? Bodybag (03:04 AM) : yup Fabio (03:06 AM) : i bet I could get the same experience by firing up starcraft and yanking my internet connection out of the wall Fabio (03:07 AM) : everyone thought online play was the worst thing about starcraft anyways Bodybag (03:07 AM) : hehe, n64 for some reason had a console exclusive version of starcraft Bodybag (03:07 AM) : I think it had split screen multi too Fabio (03:08 AM) : Time to deploy recon! *peeks at opponent's half* Bodybag (03:08 AM) : "DUDE!!! YOU'RE TOTALLY LOOKING AT MY HALF!" Fabio (03:11 AM) : "EARLY in the game, you will NOT have access to some of the higher level troops that are available in the game. In the case of the Aliens, you will be able to MAKE AN ALIEN QUEEN IN THE FIRST MISSION" Fabio (03:11 AM) : that is a quote Bodybag (03:11 AM) : guess the chicken actually does come before the egg Fabio (03:11 AM) : "Her abilities are truly unique. You use her to lay eggs, which release Facehuggers, which eventually create more aliens for you <s>the zerg hatchery totally ripped US off</s> Bodybag (03:14 AM) : prepare for an assualt on your senses http://www.wiredonmovies.com/avp_script.html Bodybag (03:14 AM) : um, is sanity a sense? Fabio (03:14 AM) : PREDATOR 3 OR ALIEN 5 OR ALIENS VERSUS PREDATOR THE MOVIE Fabio (03:15 AM) : "we cant make up our fucking minds. None of this shit matters anyways" Fabio (03:16 AM) : "Eisenberg walks out into the hall, and meets Donahue." Fabio (03:16 AM) : ACTION PACKED Fabio (03:19 AM) : Wait, Eisenburg was the evil scientist dude in AvP2. Is he ripping off a videogame based on a movie to remake it back into a movie? That's three degrees of unoriginal. Fabio (03:19 AM) : "IN 2004, A BREAKTHROUGH TECNOLOGY OF SPACE TRAVEL TO DISTANT PLANETS HAS BROKEN OUT. IT HAS ENABLED SCIENTISTS TO STUDY MANY PLANETS CLOSE UP, AND FOR NEW SPACE COLONIES TO BE CONSTRUCTED. NOW IT IS 2010. PEOPLE HAVE JUST GOTTEN USED TO THIS NEW TECHNOLOGY. AROUND 60 MILLION HUMANS LIVE ON PLANETS IN SPACE. EARTH IS STILL INHABITED, BUT AS MORE HUMANS ARE BORN, MORE MOVE OFF EARTH INTO THE OUTER REACHES OF SPACE. ON A PLANET LIGHTYEARS AWAY FROM EARTH," Fabio (03:19 AM) : In 2004, war was beginning Fabio (03:19 AM) : and Imari Stevenson was just putting the finishing touches onto veon prism Bodybag (03:20 AM) : AROUND 60 MILLION HUMANS LIVE ON PLANETS IN SPACE Fabio (03:20 AM) : EARTH IS STILL INHABITED Fabio (03:20 AM) : THANK GOD Fabio (03:21 AM) : IN 2004, A BREAKTHROUGH TECNOLOGY OF SPACE TRAVEL TO DISTANT PLANETS HAS BROKEN OUT Fabio (03:21 AM) : like, a fucking virus. That shit is out of control! Fabio (03:22 AM) : they copywrote this thing THIS year, and they want the audience to think that FTL space travel will be achieved by next year? Someone took one too many trips to Epcot Center as a kid. Bodybag (03:23 AM) : Dutch looks out the window, into space, and smiles. DUTCH (whispering) We did it, guys. We did it… Bodybag (03:23 AM) : THE EVIDENCE TODD BERKELEY PRESENTED TO COURT AGAINST THE LATE DR. RICHARD EISENBERG PROVED THAT EISENBERG HAD BEEN EXPERIMENTING ILLEGALLY, AND COMMITTING ACTS OF MURDER. IT ALSO SENTENCED A SMALL AMOUNT OF GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS WHO PROVIDED EISENBERG WITH THE MATERIAL NEEDED TO DO THIS EXPERIMENTING, AND WITH FULL KNOWELEDGE OF WHAT EISENBERG WAS DOING ON ZEER, TO LIFE IN JAIL-WITHOUT BAIL. THE GOVERNMENT SWORE EVERYONE INVOLVED ON PLANET ZEER TO SILENCE…FOREVER…AS FOR OTHER MATTERS, DUTCH SHAEFER’S TEAM HAS EXPANDED NOW. TODD BERKELEY HAS JOINED AS WELL. HIS ACTS ON ZEER SERVED AS THE ONLY TRAINING HE NEEDED. DUTCH ALSO TAUGHT BANCROFT A LESSON. DUTCH SCHAEFER HASN’T GONE INTO SPACE SINCE THE EVENTS ON ZEER… AND HE DOESN’T HAVE THE NIGHTMARES HE HAD FOR 25 YEARS ANY MORE…THE NIGHTMARES OF THE CREATURE FROM ANOTHER PLANET… Fabio (03:24 AM) : CONGRATULATION! THANK YOU FOR PLAYERS! THE END(?) Bodybag (03:24 AM) : TEH WINNER IS YUO Bodybad (03:24 AM): Written by M.C. Fabio (03:25 AM) : hammer? chris? Fabio (03:25 AM) : or just "M C" Bodybag (03:25 AM) : M.C. Bodybag (03:26 AM) : I mean, who WOULDNT want to be known for that splendind yarn? Fabio (03:27 AM) : COPYWRITTEN Fabio (03:27 AM) : DONT EVEN MOTHERFUCKING THINK ABOUT RIPPING MY SHIT OFF, YO Bodybag (03:27 AM) : That's like like fucking 8th grade level creative writing...trying to sound like 9th grade english comp [/quote]