Forum Overview :: Motherfucking News :: Britney Spears is not a virgin!

[quote name="Roop Dirump"]http://launch.yahoo.com/read/news.asp?contentID=214059 Right, I wouldn't mention this but I happened to see it in the paper the other day, and it made me have a very disturbing dream. I'm dreaming I wake up, and somebody's playing some sort of video game on a PS2 across the room. I don't own a PS2. I look over, and it's Britney, I think she was playing Rebel Assault or something like that, spaceships and shooting, she seems to be enjoying herself. I complain loudly that she woke me up, and suggest she comes over and gets fucked. So she crawls into bed next to me, and I start massaging on her silicon whatnot, going to it, and then she whispers to me, "Cover me with poopies!" So I just stop, then roll over and go back to sleep, then wake up. That really really really disturbs me. I guess it means I'm a fag or something. Or maybe not, seeing her pic. Maybe I'm just psychic. Roop[/quote]