Forum Overview :: Gamerasutra :: That was my theory, too!

[quote name="I need clarification"][quote name="Senor Barborito"][quote name="FABIO"][quote name="Senor Barborito"]What the hell are you talking abou- Wait a minute, Barborito, this is a trap by a lonely and profoundly retarded individual to dupe someone into actually speaking with them, this is not an attempt by said sub-mongloid to begin an actual meaningful dialogue - Fabio, shut the fuck up and never say anything related to games or gaming again. You are completely full of shit and possibly crazier than I am by means of stark raving mental deficiency. What ninjas are to real ultimate power you are to real ultimate stupidity. Close your goddamn mouth and never speak again. --SB[/quote] Did I slip into the gamefaqs forum by mistake? You are a frothing retard[/quote] That was about what I expected, nothing but a juvenile response and a juvenile inability to support your accusation you developmentally impaired case of arrested development. See, I have this theory about white trash such as yourself that extends beyond the normal genetic-deficiencies stereotype. As a pie-in-the-sky liberal I'm supposed to say that it just isn't your fault, nor are you any less of a human being despite your genetic shortcomings but rather develop a complex academic theory that somehow makes it society's fault. While I don't believe that you're a fully entitled human being at all, I honestly don't think your sub-simian articulations are products of your own glaring inherent shortcomings but rather stem from those of your progenitors. The low-chromosome-count DNA they donated to their little bastardized coitus-interrtuptus-based conception experiment aside, my theory is that you initially said something both precocious and stupid as children doomed to a lifetime of pushing brooms about gymnasiums and raping young students often do. White trash trailerpark parenting is not noted for its genteel nature, certainly, and you were swiftly and soundly beaten about the head with a heavy, blunt, and very hard object. Unfortunately, every beating of this nature confers upon the recipient a substantially lowered IQ, and while you had precious few points to spare to begin with thanks to Nature's cruelty, this only exacerbated your struggling-with-monosyllabic-words intellect. The end result was that the next occasion where you dared speak up you promptly spewed even more pathetic drivel leading to another, more violent beating - and the cycle began afresh with if anything greater intensity. I imagine this went on for some time until you were eventually beaten into an object which in its natural state was really more of a plasmoidal lifeform than a bipedal one - rather like an overgrown ameoba or perhaps a slimemold. Now capable of limited shape-shifting with great exertion you managed to shape yourself into something resembling your earlier white-trash form for your laughable POEcon pictures which we all found quite amusing and simultaneously repulsive. Failing to make any friends as usual, you resumed your normal form with a sigh of relief and went back into your natural habitat - oozing through and glisteningly skulking about gutters until you chanced upon the long-abandoned apartment of yet another long-dead Everquest shutin. You squalleshed your way across his keyboard, making sickening suction noises while doing so and now manage to type out your oh-so-witty responses for us to read and vomit at while slowly feeding off the carrion corpse of the decomposing shutin. So, tell me, how far off am I here? About right, sounds awfully familiar? Yeah I thought so, you chinless wonder. Get the fuck out of my sight, Nature gave up on your ancestors and refuses to even acknowledge you - far be it from me to try and play God or counter her wishes. --SB[/quote] Either that or the meds stopped working.[/quote]