Caltrops - The Knuckle Shuffle





	[quote name="whydirt"][quote name="Zseni-chan PAI"][quote name="Bill Dungsroman"][quote name="Zseni-chan PAI"]I don't care what you jack off to, but Southern Comfort and 7-Up sounds like a vile way to inebriate yourself on a regular basis. It must taste like anaesthetizing your tongue and then licking the entire interior of a candy store. I never would have pinned you for a boy who loves his sweets, given your overwhelming preference for stuffy pablum when posting.[/quote]Swell. Commenting on a mixed drink you've never tried. How's orbiting the moon, better or worse that Mars? [quote name="Zseni-chan PAI"]Never mind my stated drunken binge on plum brandy:[/quote]We have. [quote name="Zseni-chan PAI"]I like your basic gin and tonic with lime. It is sour and classic and prevents malaria and scurvy, just like my posts. I also like greyhounds but find good juice more important than good vodka in them.[/quote]That is because, as I have stated, you're a Bubblegummer. [quote name="Zseni-chan PAI"]Here is a porn related note so that you don't think I'm just outright ignoring your dumb erect cock and your hand sliding up and down it as you stare glassy-eyed at some heavily pixellated sex acts in Windows Media Whatever: at Desitorrents there's a porn section, and Indian porn is so not-kinky it boggles description. Almost single video there is one man, one woman, no kinky stuff at all. No bondage, no toys, no rape (simulated or otherwise), no out-of-place bodily fluids, no fursuits, no dyejobs!, no roleplay!, there aren't even a lot of (advertised or real) teenagers. The women generally have large breasts, mostly natural, but are otherwise pretty normal-looking; the men are not super-hung or super-cut or super-hairy or anything else super besides super ordinary Indian men. I don't know if this is by Desi preference or Desitorrents Hall Monitor Mandate, but the porn section is far and away the most active concern on the site.[/quote]Wow, commentary on porn and alcohol in the same post. Mention suckig chest wounds and win the Trifecta! [/quote] I just think it's so creepy the way you go through and laboriously insert the name="X" tag in each little segment.[/quote]The copying and pasting is <i>coming from inside the house!!!</i>[/quote]