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[quote name="arbit"][quote name="laudablepuss"][quote name="Senor Barborito"][quote name="I need clarification"][quote name="Fussbett"][quote name="FABIO"][quote]To prevent accidental discharges, the wearer must arm the jacket before it can deliver a shock. A lock on the sleeve must first be opened with a key, and then the charge is built up by holding down a button inside one of the sleeves. [/quote] Upon spotting the rapist reaching for you, proceed to rummage around your purse for the arming key, hold down the sewn in lock until you are able to turn the key a full 90 degrees. Your shock jacket is now armed and should take a minute or two to fully charge.[/quote] You would charge it up before walking into a dangerous area like a singles bar or graveyard.[/quote] What about gas stations? How long until something goes horribly wrong... or right? 0.5 seconds? Less?[/quote] Are we counting from the time I spot her or from the time I have a lit match in my hand (before throwing it into the giant pool of spilled gasoline at her feet)? --SB[/quote] No, idiot, the sparks should take care of ignition. You don't need to do anything except watch and maybe laugh. Every time I'm at one particular gas station (and I mean every single time) I see some chick sitting in her car with the gas pump still in the tank. I keep waiting for them to explode in flames, but it hasn't happened yet. Sometimes I even see a chick (or sometimes a guy in this case) fill the car while it's running. People are fucking <i>stupid</i>.[/quote] 1. Some tard tries driving away with the nozzle still in the tank. 2. Afterwards, some tard tries using the exploded gas nozzle attached to the shredded hose. Sprays himself with gas and is all like DUDE WTF IS WRONG WITH YOUR PUMP?!?!?[/quote]