Forum Overview :: Motherfucking News :: please hold on while this charges, Mr Mugger

[quote name="FABIO"][quote]To prevent accidental discharges, the wearer must arm the jacket before it can deliver a shock. A lock on the sleeve must first be opened with a key, and then the charge is built up by holding down a button inside one of the sleeves. [/quote] Upon spotting the rapist reaching for you, proceed to rummage around your purse for the arming key, hold down the sewn in lock until you are able to turn the key a full 90 degrees. Your shock jacket is now armed and should take a minute or two to fully charge. This part rules though [quote]When charged, the jacket crackles audibly. A pair of slits in the outer lining shows the electric arcs that course across the entire middle layer. It's an impressive display of the jacket's power. [/quote] The Japanese version will have the wearer's eyes go all crazy-evil while pieces of pavement will break off from the ground and start levitating upward to the evil Testsuo chanting music from Akira. Then the rapist will explode into a gory red mist. Long term side effects of the jacket include increased risk of cancer and rapid uncontrollable mutation into a giant amoeba.[/quote]