Forum Overview :: Motherfucking News :: Those Matrix cartoons.

[quote name="Colonel K"]According to a fourth addition available from the <a href="http://www.intothematrix.com/" >official site</a>, the Japanese are responsible for destroying the sun, and ripping off that scene from Independence Day. Each cartoon is horrible, and boring. The samurais attack with white glowing lines on dark backgrounds, and have stupid names. Apparently, the cabal that decided to explain the Matrix universe with Japanese cartoons thinks that everybody will one day fight their wars like the Japanese; using human grenades and religious iconography. The war against <i>machines</i> - made from metal - is fought with bullets - made from cookie dough - and like 3 EMP grenades. If the movie has any crucifix shaped explosions, fuck this. Simple formula: assload of cash, fancy special effects, guns - <i>don't fag it up</i>. [/quote]