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	[quote name="Zseni"][quote name="Caltrops Lore"][quote]Your fabulism notwithstanding, that's two more people than you've convinced of anything in the past month, bore.[/quote] [quote]How forward-thinking it is of you to start claiming the work of your ATORS when all the other idiots on the forum can't denounce their impostors fast enough.[/quote] Can you see, here, how complicated your reality has become, just to support the fiction of your own happiness? You've convinced yourself that you're surrounded by liars and plagued by falsity at every turn. Genuinely happy people know that real life is less elaborate than all that.[/quote] That's <i>sparkling</i>. "Happy people know that real life is less elaborate than...<i>all that</i>." Where were you when the RNC was running? You could have been a keynote speaker. I mean you've got everything here: baseless optimism, coersive reasoning, a little of the old blaming-the-victim, and a healthy dose of sweeping your lies under the carpet of "liberal bias." [quote][quote]Angry nonsense! Sir I must protest your insult as ungrounded: please produce for me some examples of this "angry nonsense" straightaway so I may better undertake the effort of correcting this character flaw.[/quote] I sense from your tone that you're not serious about seeing the things I can show you, much less correcting them. Still, you've seen it already and the worst is that you'll ignore it a second time. <a href="http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=2875">This</a> one example, one whose brevity highlights the weaknesses I'm talking about. The post reveals a deep-seated loathing of important parts of your life: your job, your supervisor and co-workers, your peers here at Caltrops. You can only hate so much of your life for so long before you start to hate <i>yourself</i>.[/quote] It just keeps coming! Here, we'll continue down your little garden path: "Kerry's war record just <i>proves</i> he'll do anything to <i>look</i> good to the American voter." Then imply that he made up the Vietnam war and hide all your documents. [quote][quote]Nothing can diminish you, Ray. I read all your posts out loud in a high nasally lisping voice to unman them of their tone of imperious command. [/quote]Reading aloud is a good idea. It sounds crazy, but speaking the words will make them more real in your mind. Writing is more powerful still -- you may want to start a journal, and transcribe my posts into it.[/quote] You're Stephen Covey now! Ray! - one man hit parade of the modern totalitarian philosophical complex. I can see your one man show on Broadway now, with ads in the New Yorker stating in deathless prose that people who do not attend the show <i>can never hope to be fully actualized</i>. [quote][quote]I am an influential authoress in several genres. Just ask Fussbett.[/quote] We've consulted on your case. [quote name="IM log"]<font color=pink>Fussbett</font>: wtf? <font color=lightgreen>Ray</font>: i know[/quote][/quote] I'm an enigma wrapped in a riddle. People can't <i>stop</i> talking about me. [quote][quote][quote]Your obsession with the moral high ground reflects a lack of faith in your own moral compass, a compass we all carry and may use to navigate the forest of depravity without the need for the false allure of high ground and attendant dangers from lightning bolts of public opinion.[/quote]Just shut up already. First you impugne happiness and now you would like do away with virtue - how many legs do you have left to stand on? Are you going to upbraid me for being a smarty man next? Wait you did that already too. Because you're stupid and completely outmanned.[/quote] Your imagined superiority does not help the healing process. It's telling that you equate the moral high ground (an external phenomenon powered by public opinion) and virtue (the natural result of trusting a sound moral compass). These are the words of a person who allows others to define right and wrong for her, so as to externalize responsibility for her actions and their consequences. Is that congruent with how a real smarty man, someone who honestly believes in her superiority, would act? I'll leave you ponder that, and we'll pick this up another day. Ray![/quote] Your crowning moment. The dudes who signed Rush Limbaugh actually have boners right now just thinking about a guy who can, on the fly, produce this kind of rhetoric. "If the Democrats would just learn to accept all people, they could start taking steps to help heal and unify this great nation of ours - but as long as they insist on divisively catering to minorities at the cost of the men and women who really keep this country going, they will only polarize us..." See but it's better than that, because you even throw in ugly contradictory definitions in such a soothing fatherly tone. Seriously, you should consider running for office or getting a job at the phone lines or <i>something</i>. Something busy, so you stop posting here, because you're icky.[/quote]