Forum Overview :: Peter Molyneux's The Movies :: Saving Private Ryan

[quote name="M|H"]Wost <b>DATE</b> Movie. <ul><li> Gore, right out of the box it goes from shriv in the cemetary to Gore.</li><li>Three hours of the History Channel do not melt a woman's thighs.</li><li>Watch as she discovers that strapping young men in uniform fearlessly facing horrific danger are &quot;hot&quot; and lets face it, <i>you</i> on the other hand, are a computer geek.</li><li>You try to inform her that Matt Damon got his body via personal trainers on million dollar equipment and faced nothing more harsh then a food fight at the salad bar. <i>This makes you look like a whiny faggot.</i> (see above)</li><li>She is not impressed when you interrupt the action to inform her &quot;what a .45 Cal. Thompson submachine-gun would do to a man at <i>that</i> range.&quot; (or any other fun facts you have gleaned from Medal of Honor.)</li><li>She falls asleep.(Worse: She falls asleep "coma-don't-fucking-touch-me-bad-nightmares" style.)</li></ul> You are not getting any.[/quote]