Caltrops - Dead or Alive: Xtreme Beach Volleyball





	[quote name="Entropy Stew"][quote name="Orbin the Hebe Tic"]Is anyone reviewing Baldurs Gate Dark Alliance? The loving detail of the hot elf barmaid's breast deformation. Is.[/quote] Fag [quote]And you can play the sorceress in a thong. Needs both hands to change spells, though.[/quote] Short review based on ~6 hours of playtime at a friends house: Premise: Diablo 1 set in the Forgotten Realms in 3d with a shifting 3/4ths (nearly) overhead perspective. Plot: Garbage, as I'm still in the OHH WHATS GOING ON? portion. Sub BG1, so far. Graphics: Gorgeous in every way. The orgasmic water effects actually make up for the fact that I'm running around in a cliched sewer, and holyfuckthelightingeffects. As the Hebe mentioned, the elven barmaid's tits are rendered with loving care, as is the permawedgie the elven sorceress player class is forced to endure in her unarmored state. The elf pr0n aspect was overdone a bit - I hadn't expected the chance to roleplay an XFL cheerleader. <a href="http://www.rpgamer.com/games/ad_d/bgda/screens/BGDA_character_elf03.jpg">Do I equip the blue eyeshadow of Yendor, or the +2 lash extensions of gale force?</a> Gameplay: I hadn't gotten to the point where I started to get interesting skills, so it was pretty basic hacking and slashing. Hours of play are not required, however, to realize aiming the bow is a pain in the ass. Lack of a mouse really hurts what should be a simple process - a bit of auto-aim would have really helped here to correct for minor error. Not being able to see more than 20 feet in front of you compounds this problem, and everyone tends to be on your ass before you can get more than a single arrow into them. 7/10, 5 being average -/ES/-[/quote]