Caltrops - The Knuckle Shuffle





	[quote name="Zseni"][quote name="Jhoh Creexul"][quote name="Zseni"]Okay so I'm obsessed with playing DOA2 Hardcore right now, and actually I'm obsessed with playing as dirty little bishie Ein Hayate. HORT. He's the prettiest girl in the game. My phat new memory stick means it's time to bust out with multiple desktops and most importantly <i>new wallpapers</i>. I have this vision of one with Ein in his disco bishie outfit overlaid by the move buttons for the two combos everyone falls for around here and a "HA HA HA you lost to EIN you fag" tag at the bottom - maybe his "good vibrations" victory pose, scratch out the subtitle at the bottom, that kind of thing. Maybe the latter line should go over Leon sprawled out beneath Ein after Ein's low punch counter. NO WAIT MAKE THAT TINA. Or a "Your Ass Tastes Nice" overlay. But all that is barely relevant now. There's a problem: <i>there are about three pics of Ein like anywhere online</i>. None of them are suitably hot. Is there a secret cache of Ein shots that you queers know about and Google doesn't? WTF? DOA is all about the titties, I understand this, but I can find screenshots of Batman from the Nintendo Batman game, and stills of Goonies 2, and stills from stillborn Disney direct-to-video sequels. Teh Intarnet is a vast place - how could there be nothing on Ein? EIN?!??!?! With his ludicrous mesh shirts and his Leg of Length?! More importantly, Bro has a Tina wallpaper after rocking my ass with Tina, and the Weaponsmith has a Gen Fu wallpaper from when he was still able to rock my ass with Gen Fu. My future victories may <i>depend</i> on this. Help me, Obi Wan Caltrops Fags, you're my only hope.[/quote] <b>BOOOOOOOOORING</b>[/quote] While you were OOOOOOOO I was jamming my cock in your mouth, ass, etc. That's why it took you so long. <b>You have been RAPED</b> and the rapist of you is <b>ME</b>.[/quote]