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[quote name="I need clarification"]Speaking of which, has anyone heard of that drug called <a href=http://www.provigil.com/physician/info/preclinical.asp>Provigil</a>? Originally developed for the treatment of narcoleptics, it is now being tested by the military as a way of keeping soldiers awake and alert for days at a time without the unpleasant side-effects of amphetamines. Of course, cubicle-jockeys like myself are interested in it as a substitute for sludgy coffee and Mountain Dew for the same reasons. Interestingly, on the website above, the manufacturer pretty much admits they're not exactly sure why it works. But apparently it does, and that's good enough for me. When my brain is grown and put in a jar, it will function at full capacity nonstop for all eternity. [/quote]