Forum Overview :: Anime Isn't Worth My WAGE^___^ :: Re: Immodest Dismissal

[quote name="Zseni"][quote name="Mischief Shai-hulud"][quote name="jeep"]YUO NAZI FAGOTS!!! IT'S TECHNIKALLY NOT ILLEGAL TO POST WAREZ CARTOON KIDDIE TENTACLE PRON!!!! HAVE SOME GUTZ AND LET ME AND VAG USE TEH SITE FOR GIANT ROBOT HUMPING FLIXX!!!!![/quote] <FONT COLOR="000000">I know I'm totally mininterpreting your argument, jeep. It's funnier this way.</FONT> Illegal? Quasi-legal? Grey Market? Ethically defensible? Who gives a fuck, it's anime! If some giant megolithical copyright holding company decided to sick its lawyers on the Purple Junta, or some undersexed soccer mom declared jihad on us, do you think they'd be able to put up the funds to fend off a long but ultimately doomed suit? Do you think their ISP wouldn't quickly drop this cheap little site just to keep a smudge off its record? Why even take the risk? And think for a moment what you're talking about taking the risk over. <B>Anime!</B> Cheap, crappy cartoons from japan that, by unanimous consent from everyone here, <B>suck</B>. Ever since she first showed up at OMM, Vag's bragged about the hundreds of gigs of these shitty cartoons she's DLed and watched. Don't you ever get sick of this bullshit? "Ooh! It's all the cartoon characters from our childhood saturday morning shows swearing and fucking! Look at all the cartoon religious and sexual imagery! Ha ha! Isn't it cute how the japanese try and fail to attach some actual deep whiny message to all this cartoon humping and exploding! ^_^!!!!!!! I'm gonna watch another and then talk about what a collosal waste of my time these shitty cartoons are!" Now not only are you dipshits still watching these same crappy, disturbing shows over and over agan, you're threatening this site's existence to FEED YOUR ENDLESS HUNGER FOR MORE KAWAII!!!! It's like buying Blood 2, Daikatana, and all their expansion packs so you always have a new way to beat the dead horse of how those games suck again and again, and THEN ON TOP OF IT you start posting WAREZ links to these games on the board along with underage catholic schoolgirl mods. "d00d! n0 pr0bl3m! it'z technic4lly l3gal!" IS IT THAT IMPORTANT? It reminds me of a quote I read somewhere once, "In the sixties, people who watched <U>My favorite Martian</U> were called <I>pathetic losers</I>, now they're <I>ironic hipsters!</I>"[/quote] Yes, well. <i>Technically</i> it is illegal to even write slash. <i>Technically</i> that link to that picture of Seifer in my last article was a direct link to something illegal: a copyrighted image of a copyrighted character not made available with the consent of the copyright holder. <i>Technically</i> <b>A MOTHERFUCKING HUGE PROPORTION OF THE INTERNET TRUCKS IN ILLEGAL SHIT</b>. And if linking - not even a DIRECT LINK TO THE PAGE, either, just the URL, which must be cut and pasted into one's browser, to a server in a foreign country operated by foreign nationals distributing at their own risk yet more copyrighted material - if that is going to close down a website then <b>say good bye to everything because the whole fucking WWW is closing down 8 AM sharp Wednesay March 10 2003 by the order of the United Courts Of Everywhere</b>. MM you're normally so rational. And while I can't blame the highly and self-admittedly irrational admins for pursuing their fruity policy all over my ass, <i>I can fuck your earholes for acting like such a cross-assed fag vacuum</i>. WTF is your problem? No wait I know: you're so fucking pro-Caltrops that you cannot countenance the least perceived threat to your canonical stomping grounds. It is precious. Now why don't you translate some of that orgiastic energy into <i>getting us some new people and maybe writing a fucking article or two</i>? Oh wait are you too busy dropping superfluous hammers on the anvil of anime suckage? <b>Maybe you have some sand in your vagina?</b> Siddown, take a load off, jeep's about to gear up the seventh season of Ranma 1/2 and I brought my Sailor Moon VCD rips. You can write a bitter, sociopathic review of how miserably both fail as television shows, and then purify yourself in a soothing bath of molten lava as Philip Glass' Music In 12 Parts plays in the background - don't forget your sea slugs stuffed with ricotta and sheep's piss liquer. Later you can just expense it all as "Saving You From Piracy" and send the bill to the RIAA, who will be delighted to learn that people like you still exist.[/quote]