Forum Overview :: Astro Boy: The Video Game :: You would not count 5 or 10 as one. You would not! You are just bragging.

[quote name="Sgt. Nick Morton"]Sex is when a man thrusts away at something until he ejaculates. It doesn't even have to be a person, it could be a piece of lawn furniture. No one has ever said "I came out to find the accused masturbating with the aid of my patio table". Of course not. That fucker was fucking my patio table. He was having sex with it. I am trying to determine if gays are double-counting their conquests by also taking credit for having sex done to them. Which I suppose they have a right to do, technically speaking, though I do not think it is very sporting. The New Zealand dollar, the dollariedoo, is practically worthless compared to the regular dollar. Does that mean the New Zealander can brag about spending $10,000 a night on prostitutes? When he is spending what amounts to monopoly money? I think most reasonable people would object to that. It is a pressing problem for our times.[/quote]