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	[quote name="Zseni"][quote]I agree. This guy isn't even reasoning. He just went for a quick emotional charge, and we all know just how reasonable emotionally-hyped people can be. -Cyrris[/quote] What is this, a Choose Your Own Adventure Reply? "If you think he's sko fuckhead, turn to post 19." flip flip "You fidget nervously, but tenaciously reply 'I wouldn't know, I've never met anyone like that.' He seems unconvinced, and the Jewel of Righteousness slips into the icy gulf of his smile. You have lost." back flip flip "OMFG he's serious about this: better flip to post 294 quick!" flip flip "'You're a pre-relic of an age which is yet to come,' you pompously intone. 'If you kept with the times, you would have witnessed the last gasp of rhetoric but it's up to you if you want to just bolt directly towards the future.' He replies with an incoherent muttering regarding Orwell and shuffles away from the buffet table. As he moves away, you can't help but notice the cheese blintzes - your favorite! A luscious bite reveals that you have gnawed on the Jewel of Righteousness, and you have just spent half the party offending the only jeweler you know. You have lost." back flip flip "Oh gawd not this bore again. If you're going to listen to tepid regurgitation, shouldn't it be from someone <i>hot</i>? Put your thong on and turn to post 139!" flip flip "Hot bodies in a cocktail lair like this are as few and far between as saints in this damned reality. The soul-clarifying loneliness of the balcony cools your fevered brow and a wisp of wind teases looses your dress. Slipping naked amidst the lawn-herbs and willow whips, your only thought is of the abyssal plain of this night room. The whole world is the Jewel of Righteousness, and you inhabit it as freely as anyone. The End."[/quote]