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[quote name="Hobo"][quote name="Bill Dungsroman"][quote name="Zseni on Windows XP :("]Just ask Hobo for the links! Hobo gave 'em to me, back in the day, because I would have forgotten you and all your trash if left to my own devices (OOOOOOOOO.) [/quote]Am I supposed to care? Or even believe you? Sadly, I fail to do either.[/quote] I wouldn't either, Bill, but I have a feeling your disbelief stems more from the fact your dick has become Zseni's chewtoy and less her sloppy revisionism. Yet I don't step into this spat for just any old reason. As with all of my sudden influx of posts I am simultaneously gloating, shamelessly self-aggrandizing and culling the dead faggots from the woodwork. If I could I would link to my stunning debut, which of course had me quite happily setting anal depth charges to INC, Creex and Zseni for their piss-poor attempts to rid Caltrops of one rapid cycling moron. Of course bitching is a task easy enough even for FABIO not to declare it 'broken' but living up to those lofty standards would seem to be. Only it wasn't. Did I mention I accomplished what they couldn't? Here's an informative <a href="http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=53">LINK</a> about that. (Oh, and <a href="http://www.quartertothree.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?p=267301#267301">Chet's</a> attempts to stay in the loop are cute. K-Thor didn't make the whole loose meat comment, as what he said as happily more vicious, but it is good to know Chet's reading my posts in a vain attempt to seem all knowing. Woops, there goes my Zombiemail account.) Really though, I'm operating from a teflon stance. Any reciprocity now is far too fucking late in the coming and would only diminish my detractors. After all an all caps <b>FAGGOT</b> only leaves one with a foul taste in the mouth when the stellar proof is that I not only sealed SB's exile, purging the old Caltrops in the process, but that the deed was done without the years of his personal fucktardery to draw upon. Oh yes and in <i>one post</i>. I count the acceleration of SB and V's already ineluctable divorce as the icing on the cake. Anyways, thanks for the indirect blowjob, Zseni, but as always you end up ruining it all by wanting to talk about it afterwards.[/quote]