Forum Overview :: Balance of Power :: Don't keep me in suspense.

[quote name="Injustice"][quote name="Mischief Maker"]2. The two played games of one-upsmanship with women, including a contest to see who would bed Princess Di first.[/quote] Who won? Dodi couldn't have been the first rich prick she fucked after Charles. You don't jump straight from lily white to brown, you need to work your way through some increasingly tanned guys first. Anyway, stories like this are how I know Jeff and Don weren't really paedophiles. They just liked a bit of variety and had no barriers to getting it. I guarantee that if you've ever fantasized about being President of the United States, you're also fantasized about molesting an underaged girl. That just means you're normal. Hey, I think I figured out why Elon endorsed him now. Trump was like "do it or I'll fuck your daughter," and Elon was like "why would I care about--OH you mean my firstborn son, no please take my money instead :("[/quote]