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[quote name="Fussbett"][quote name="Ray of Light"]Koba's peaches-eating comrade (way to dishonor the dead, v) and the thread where he announces he's been activated[/quote] About being activated, someone said "It's like God double-clicking on you" or something funny. Here is a log where INC and I discuss the Koba activation thread. I don't remember what was so good about the posts we were congratulating ourselves on. Maybe nothing? Anyway, it's a good insight on how to get extra fun out of a forum. INC: SB is playing C&C with Koba, only for Koba it's real Sanitario666: Koba is gonna die. INC: I think Koba is one message away from a "*nods*" response Sanitario666: I wonder if Caltrops will ever find out? INC: he should give his buddies a letter to send us if he gets it Sanitario666: I'd better bring this up. INC: I'll sit here and think about it while you do Sanitario666: Well that's it, I think I've really crossed the line. INC: you kind of soft-pedaled it a little bit INC: I'll add a comment of my own to toughen it back up Sanitario666: I was worried about crossing the line. Sanitario666: I'm a line respecter. Not a line crosser. INC: I think I leaped over the line without even waving to it INC: I might have flipped it off INC: posted Sanitario666: You've emboldened me. POSTING! INC: haha Sanitario666: SB is shocked! INC: SB... INC: yeah Sanitario666: He's the line that we crossed. INC: I responded to his shocked-ness Sanitario666: haha! Sanitario666: That might be your post of the year. Sanitario666: This topic is setting us on fire! Sanitario666: Any idea was a "dead drop" is? INC: I guess it's the letters you give your buddies? Or the list you give the Army? Of people to notify? Sanitario666: Either way, SB's explanation explains NOTHING. INC: except he saw an opportunity to show us he knows more military terms Sanitario666: Opportunity: Seized! INC: we should ask him what calibre bullet Koba is most-likely to get aced by INC: he will be torn between crossing the line and not answering an ammunition question Sanitario666: If he's not getting a blowjob at that exact minute, he'll burst a blood vessel. [then onto the Koba pool concept] Sanitario666: Categories like: will find WMDs, will get injured, will get critically injured (lose limb/body functions), will be killed by gunfire, will be killed by landmine, etc. INC: yeah, plus dates Sanitario666: Happy things too like: will kill 1 - 3 Iraqis, will win 1 - 2 medals... INC: "Bangs 3 Iraqi chicks" INC: we should give him mini-missions to make sure the gameplay experience over there doesn't get too stale Sanitario666: "Clear the area of rattlesnakes" INC: "In 10 minutes or less" Sanitario666: "Bang 3 Iraqi chicks" INC: "You failed to bang three Iraqi chicks. Would you like to try again?" Sanitario666: "You have selected NO. Are you sure?" INC: "Frag your CO" Sanitario666: Now you're getting somewhere. "Steal a jet" INC: "Defect to the Iraqi resistance." Sanitario666: I think you can be hung for treason if this log is made public. INC: yeah, I'm not a good wargame designer Sanitario666: What with all the treason. INC: yeah, I don't like the strictures of sides INC: "Organize a performance of 'My Fair Lady' by the men in your battalion" Sanitario666: "Suck off a private's privates (and don't tell)" INC: "Kill 80 Iraqis and maybe some of your own men for the sole purpose of getting to an Internet cafe and posting 'Fag NT' to Caltops." Sanitario666: Yes, each post made from Iraq is worth 20 Kobapoints. Sanitario666: He's in a race with conflictNo. INC: I can't tell if SB's response implies that I am socially crippled (an appropriate if somewhat overdramatic response) or if he is (proof of his idiocy and/or my Jedi mind powers) [quote]Monty's "You Got Played" post, about Starcraft, and surrounding thread[/quote] To this day, I use the Pete Sampras serving analogy all the time. [quote]Zseni's Caltrops: The Rules ("Little Crow may not post here")[/quote] I'll take pretty much any Zseni anti-SB post too, now that I think about it. [quote]IM log about SB: "He accuses you of conflating"[/quote] Holy shit, I forgot about that. Sanitario666: Did you see the post where you were part of the Triumvirate of Stupid? Sanitario666: In his last rage, you've been bumped out. Jhoh Cable: Wut a shame. Jhoh Cable: So who's in there? Sanitario666: http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=10266 Jhoh Cable: He accuses you of conflating. Sanitario666: Yeah... GROSS! Jhoh Cable: You conflated all over his face. Sanitario666: hah Jhoh Cable: Zseni is not in the tricalculus of hurfs? Sanitario666: She was banned. Did you forget? Jhoh Cable: Yeah but wouldn't that make her top of the list? Sanitario666: Out of sight, out of mind. Sanitario666: Even you, not posting for a while, have been kicked out in favour of... Sanitario666: LAUDABLEPUSS! Sanitario666: Enemy of the State #1! Jhoh Cable: If SB was writing a letter to you, he would actually draw the *stars* for *emphasis*. Jhoh Cable: God *damn* you Fussbett for accusing him of editing posts! Sanitario666: And lots of bullet points so that everything has been... Sanitario666: carefully... Sanitario666: explained. Jhoh Cable: Yes. Sanitario666: FACT: I am a faggot Sanitario666: FACT: You don't *understand* yet. Jhoh Cable: SOURCE: Routers. Jhoh Cable: He types like William Shatner. Sanitario666: SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. Jhoh Cable: MOST. JERK. Sanitario666: A stupid William Chet Shatner. Jhoh Cable: Not even as smart or funny as the real Chet. :( Jhoh Cable: I posted this without your permission. Jhoh Cable: http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=10430 Sanitario666: "the sewing circle" reference I just posted is from a post you probably never read. Jhoh Cable: I did see that one actually. Jhoh Cable: Any post about how SB is a stupid sissy fag = I read it. Jhoh Cable: What would he be able to do without you anyway? Jhoh Cable: NOTHING Sanitario666: THAT'S WHAT I THINK. Jhoh Cable: Dat. Jhoh Cable: Why is SB trying to run the site. Jhoh Cable: I remember when he crashed the boards and they were all erased for a whole day. Sanitario666: It's a crazy time to be alive. Jhoh Cable: If only we had some other board. Jhoh Cable: WITH AN EDIT FEATURE. Jhoh Cable: Not the kind that SB would have though. Jhoh Cable: Edit feature for him = deleting a few threads and then accidentally deleting any nearby threads. Jhoh Cable: Because he has bipolarness in his eyes and it blocks his vision. Jhoh Cable: The medication is making him hallucinate the wrong threads. Sanitario666: ...and then knocking over the rat cage and having things catch fire in the apartment. Jhoh Cable: Hhrewhrw,. Jhoh Cable: Then veronica blows him because he totally gets oral sex from girls. Jhoh Cable: If veronica had come over, I would've given her a load for Christmas. Jhoh Cable: On her face. Sanitario666: Good plan. Sanitario666: I don't think that even qualifies as a pun, but I'm cool with it. Jhoh Cable: And she would be eternally grateful. Jhoh Cable: Rlof. Jhoh Cable: I guess it isn't. :( Jhoh Cable: Cum drooling bitch bitchery. Session Close (Jhoh Cable): Fri May 02 18:20:51 2003 (each post URL is like a tombstone) [quote]The one post of mine that I really miss is Tampax.com from OMM.[/quote] Can we focus on one apocalypse at a time, please? I'm trying not to jump out a window as it is. Since we're taking a DELETED POSTS walk down memory lane, here's Jhoh reminiscing about OMM, but still being angry at SB: Jhoh Cable: Remember when I said that Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy sucks? Jhoh Cable: Right when Douglas Adams died? Sanitario666: No, but ok. Jhoh Cable: On OMM. Jhoh Cable: Years ago. Sanitario666: Still don't remember, but I believe you. Jhoh Cable: :( Jhoh Cable: It was the first time I was noticed on OMM. Jhoh Cable: And everyone was furious at me. Sanitario666: It might've been before my time at OMM even. Jhoh Cable: O_O Jhoh Cable: I don't know. Jhoh Cable: When did you start posting there? Sanitario666: Early 2001. Sanitario666: But sporadically. I didn't start reading all the threads until after 9/11 Sanitario666: Anyway, lets say I remember your post. Then what? Jhoh Cable: That's when OMM people hated me. Jhoh Cable: And then after that they started to like me (somehow). Jhoh Cable: But SB was probably so offended about the Hitchhiker's thing. Jhoh Cable: He was foaming. Sanitario666: Gotcha Jhoh Cable: Then he got AIDS and died.[/quote]