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Careful. Be very careful.
[quote name="???"]Mr. laudablepuss: Listen Carefully! We are a group of individuals that represent a small foreign faction. We respect your posts, but not the country it serves. At this time, we have your video games in our possession. They are safe and unharmed and if you want them to see 2025, you must follow our instructions to the letter. You will withdraw $118,000 from your account. $100,000 will be in $100 bills and the remaining $18,000 in $20 bills. Make sure that you bring an adequate size attache to the bank. When you get home, you will put the money in a brown paper bag. I will call you between 8 and 10 a.m. tomorrow to instruct you on delivery. The delivery will be exhausting so I advise you to be rested. If we monitor you getting the money early we might call you early to arrange an earlier delivery of the money and hence and earlier pickup of your collection of video games. Any deviation of my instructions will result in the immediate cracking of the discs of your games. Any deviation will result in us using a black Sharpie on the shiny sides, too. You will also be denied the CD-ROMs and DVD-ROMs for a proper burial. The two gentlemen watching over your games do not particularly like the genres they are in, so I advise you not to provoke them. Victory![/quote]