Caltrops - Still Life





	[quote name="laudablepuss"][quote name="I'm not giving my name to a compute"]It's life-changing. This guy seems like a putz. The crappy boss I escaped from didn't use capital letters, but luckily all boy cancers were cured with the free time. Wait! He was just a pretentious snot. "will have to b" - if I wrote that on accident I'd edit it, jesus christ. Post his TikTok. Dump this zero and get with a hero. Your mental well-being will BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM[/quote] Wait there's more. Here's another super professional IM. My colleague: Do you want to be in this meeting? My boss: "I will b there if you think I need to b. If you want to handle it without me, that is your call. What are u thinking?" Can someone tell me what he's saving here? He also replies with "rgr" but sometimes that's too hard and he misspells it "rhr". RRRHURR. I've been saying that to people all day today. He's such a genius. The best though was he decided to inspire the troops at the end of our daily meeting today. Here's how I represented it to my friend: " . . . We're down by three and the we're on the 4 yard line if you like football analogies if you like soccer analogies I don't have any I just watch the last two minutes anyway they just kick it around kick it around to the other goal and then back ... " <b>EVERYONE ON THE MEETING DIES</b> After that everyone left without saying a single word. It was hilarious. Oh and on the weekend we did maintenance and as soon as it started, IMMEDIATELY, he was asking my colleague if it was done and what the status was. Like maybe we'd just keep it a secret. Good times.[/quote]