Forum Overview :: Deleted Posts :: Re: Local backups

[quote name="Ray of Light"][quote name="Fussbett"]He did have local back ups, but Veronica gave him the ultimatum of deleting them or being homeless. He claims.[/quote] You know, I always wanted to give SB the benefit of the doubt, but this is so contrived it made me cough. I mean, is this the most contrived story or what? Here's how that <i>should</i> have play out, if it were true: V: obliterate caltrops! destroy all trace! your very ejaculation depends upon it! SB: OK! [types a bunch, makes thermometer bar appear like in Mission Impossible, ejects Zip disk] I have distilled caltrops to this zip disk, which I give to you. [does] V: Where Caltrops' undoing began, SO SHALL IT END [inserts zip disk in her corrosive vagina, hysterically laughing as the grey goo leaks out and burns holes in the linoleum] SB: Now, blow me so that you are not looking at the computer. I will, uh, play Warcraft. Later, after your vaginal pH returns to a safe level, I will penetrate you. V: hgualghulaughj SB: [opens anonyous mail thing, mails the real backup to someone sane] V: *glug* THE END. Since it did NOT, in fact, play out that way, I must conclude that Barbie is a lying and crazy sack of shit. Sorry. Ray![/quote]