Caltrops - Baldur's Gate II: Shadows of Amn





	[quote name="Jerksoup"][quote name="Bill Dungsroman"]Just kidding, SB. Hee hee.[/quote] Quit sniffing each others ASSHOLES and FUCK for a change. How about this? "Hey SB, I hear you're still fucking the same woman." "That's right Bill, happy as pink clam I am." "You know, when a man fucks the same woman for more than 3 weeks his sense of humor becomes gradually more impaired." "You don't say! I've heard the same thing about wildly unstable compulsive confessors." "Huh, well don't that beat all. I guess next you'll tell me you're growing a beard and a sense of responsibility. Perhaps you would like to try pubescing before making any further claims to adulthood?" "That's mighty thoughty of you, cunthole, but I don't need a beard the way you do. I have a chin and an active heterosexual lifetyle." "As active as anyone can be living in the self-imposed prison of his mother's apartment, at least. The chin implants took?" "Ha ha ha! Boy that's funny stuff, Bill. I'd like to slap your back and buy you a beer but I don't like to be seen in public with known stalkers. You understand, of course." "LOL, good one SB, <i>I'll fucking kill you you fucking fuck.</i> Whoops were you hearing things again? Funny how your illness works." "<b>I NEED MEDICINE STAT DOCTOR</b> Oops I meant a REAL DOCTOR." "HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE YOU SICK FUCK? Do real doctors NOT have spikes and spiders coming out of their foreheads?" Then you lunge at each others' throats.[/quote]