Forum Overview :: Patch Adams :: My second shot

[quote name="Ice Cream Jonsey"]I got my second shot and my wife surprised me with a trip to Arkadia Retrocade the next day. First off, that's the best arcade I've ever been to. Secondly, I was feeling down and exhausted for about 20 hours after the second jab. Here's how I got back to normal: we're at the airport, second dose has been in me about 20 hours. When trying to get past that first TSA guy who lets you into airport security, Captain Heroboy of the TSA noticed that my wife's ticket had a birthday that was different!!! than what was on the ticket, so DEMOCRACY WAS SAVED and she had to go to the ticket counter to get it corrected. Even though "getting it corrected" just meant that she showed the exact same driver's license to the gate agent that the SENTINEL OF LIBERTY saw at the dumb-as-fuck tollbooth. We get in line to see a gate agent and some redneck is absolutely losing his shit at the ticket counter because he has to pay extra on whatever awful airline he/we were on because you can't put a car seat in the overhead compartment. I am not a violent person, but the petulant way this guy was acting would have caused anyone's "fight or flight" response to flare up. He also weighed 80 pounds as an adult and I am confident that every single person who has ever posted here or at Q23 would be able to give him the ass beating he deserved if necessary. It's very weird to see someone, anyone act like such a baby at the airport. Or maybe it's just that way to me, I don't fly much. He eventually wandered off because the gate agent told him he wasn't going to be able to fly that day and his wife had to plead to be allowed to fly because she had to go to work the next day. Anyway. By the time we got the FREEDOM FRIES MISSION 9/11 ACCOMPLISHED identification incident fixed and were on our way back to security, the mild adrenaline was gone and I realized that all of the conditions from my second shot were gone. So my scientific result on how to get a jumpstart on going back to normal is "Defund the TSA"[/quote]