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	[quote name="ydrt"]I just typed up a long explanation of what I'm about to say, but I'm at my parents' house for the holidays and my mother's computer closes IE randomly about once an hour. And there seriously is enough spyware on here to, well, to be really evil and invade my privacy a whole bunch and also be really annoying. Fuck. I hate <a href="http://news.com.com/2100-1023-943515.html?tag=fd_top">Gator</a> the most. In my frustration, I'm keeping this revised and summarized request short and hopefully to the point. I wish I had gotten something cool like Bob Odenkirk's Mr. Show boxed set DVD for xmas, instead I got Steve Oekekerk's "All Thumbs" boxed set DVD collection. Fuck me, right? Well, maybe. Especially considering that this is the same Mr. Oedekerk <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Credits?0129290#writers">who wrote the screenplay</a> to Patch fucking Adams. Here's the deal. I have six shitty movies and a marginal amount of writing talent. You guys have 0 of these shitty movies and slightly more writing talent. I'm willing to ship out 5 of the 6 to those deemed willing and fitting to make some sort of series of mega-review on the conditions that: A: you lazy fuckers actually go through with it B: you guys think it could be funny If the green light goes, here are you possible selections: Thumb Wars: The Phantom Cuticle The Blair Thumb Thumbtanic Bat Thumb Frankenthumb The GodThumb I call dibs on anything not Thumbtanic, so one of you'd have to jump on the grenade and take it, or we could always just exclude that fucker or something. [/quote]