Forum Overview :: Motherfucking News :: Attendees enter one way quarantine zone

[quote name="Stained Pikachu Kirigumi"]The real State emergency is if I <i>CAN'T</i> get in that tattered cartoon suit. Grandma and Grandpa's pulmonary failure is a small cost to pay to gawk at plastic nerd shit, fawn over minor celebrities, get rejected at the hotel orgies, and drunkenly vomit at the curb. I CAN SCREAM CATCHPHRASES IN PUBLIC. <i>Free body bags, signed by Mark Ruffalo, with every ticket. Click the dropdown to select which branded incineration zone you'll herd into!</i>[/quote]