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	[quote name="Quétinbec"][quote name="Mr. 3000"] What have you been up to for the last few years? [/quote] Some key facts: Two children (soon two be three) with two different brown skinned women who are both under 5 foot. One is quite attractive. Oldest boy child lives in the slums of a third world country sharing a bed with his mother and a tiny room with his aunty and her baby which he calls his 'sister'. He doesn't really know his actual sister. Oldest boy child resembles his mother more than me. He has a flat nose without a bridge. I am ashamed of his appearance. This boy couldn't brush his own teeth, dress himself, or wipe his own ass at 6.5 years of age because his mother does it all for him 'because she's such a great mother'. He's not allowed out of the country because she's worried I'll kidnap him and "He's all she's got. He fills the hole inside her." so she can't risk that. I send monthly payments that aren't much by Western standards. I spend a couple of weeks each year visiting him. So, I bet you're thinking I'm a bit of a fuck up, eh? Take a few seconds think I'm a piece of shit.................. Now, stick this up your fucking ass: I'm probably worth about $5.5 million USD. I retired at 36 in mid 2018; spent 14 months travelling the world, and now I'm settled in New Zealand. This most recent 14 months travelling is in addition to the decade I spent in the Middle East working what amounted to 6 months on, 6 months off, and it means I've probably spent a total of 6 of the last 11 years travelling the world. Because of the abnormally large amounts of money and travel, I think I'm better than most people despite the shitty situation with the illegitimate kid. As for the whoring, I got married in Feb 2016. I started getting money later that year. The money was got under conditions of great uncertainty so, fears of divorce, and fears of God taking everything away from me kept me from fucking whores. I think I also didn't want to hurt my wife but I don't think she would care that much if the whore were a stranger and I was careful. As for masturbation, I haven't wanked anywhere near as much as I used to. I still fear God's punishment for wanking. I've told people that when I'm drinking and they think I'm the biggest fraud to have all this money and still have such dumb ideas. I'm 38 and don't have too much hanging in the balance anymore, so I don't get why I'm sensitive about this. I do masturbate but secretly, quickly, and shamefully and usually only during periods where I can't foresee anything awful happening.[/quote]