Forum Overview :: Mac Hall Complaints Department :: IF YOU MET MUHAMMAD ALI, WOULD YOU CALL HIM CASSIUS?

[quote name="TDARCOS"]MAN GOBBLED GERBER, MASHED PEAS MADE HIM GASEOUS HE RUMBLED IN THE JUNGLE WITH FOREMAN AND WON BUT IN THE END HE GOT THE MOTHERFUCKIN PARKIN'S, SON IF YOU MET DWAYNE JOHNSON, WOULD CALL HIM THE ROCK? IF YOU MET LEONARD NIMOY, WOULD YOU CALL HIM SPOCK? YOU CAN BE A WOMAN, IF YOU CUT OFF YOUR COCK FUCK A WASHING MACHINE, IT DISAPPEARS LIKE A SOCK OR SHRINKS LIKE A SWEATER ON PERMANENT PRESS TRADE YOUR HE FOR A SHE AND YOUR PANTS FOR A DRESS YOUR COYOTE UGLY NAME BECOMES A MATTER OF PRIDE IT'S THE FLAG YOU FLY FOR THE FREAK INSIDE NOW YOU'RE TAKING ALL YOUR FRIENDS ON A BIZARRE RIDE IF THEY DON'T SEE YOU COMING AND MANAGE TO HIDE KATE'S GOT YOUR BACK WITH HER COMICS SO SNIDE THEY'RE PRETTY GOOD I GUESS, BUT THEY'RE NO FAR SIDE IF YOU MET THE ARTIST, WOULD YOU CALL HIM PRINCE? IF YOU MET JOSEPH MERRICK, WOULD YOU TRY NOT TO WINCE? REBEKAH'S PRONOUNS CAME OFF WITH HER COCK IN THE RINSE THINGS BETWEEN YOU TWO HAVEN'T BEEN THE SAME SINCE YOU CAN SALVAGE A FRIENDSHIP IF YOU FOLLOW THIS RHYME AND PRACTICE/READ UP — ON YOUR OWN TIME![/quote]