Forum Overview :: We Love Katamari :: Don't go to war on my account.

[quote name="Jerry Whorebach"]My ban was originally only 24 hours for "racist and sexist trolling", until lesbian moderator Robin showed up and extended it to one week. She also shuffled sexism around so it came before racism on the big red ban banner. We're discussing a game that introduces your subservient female partner with a slow pan up her perfect bum, and *I'm* the sexist? And I'm *also* the sexist? That's what I get for telling two awesome jokes about two completely different groups of people I don't belong to in the space of two sentences. I'm not mad, though. Not as long as I can still have sex. Real sex, the kind Robin gave up when she told the doctor to cut off her penis and the anesthetic kicked in before she could say "wait I was joking". That's probably why she hates jokes now, as well as men. I don't know why I'm assuming she wasn't born a woman, it could go either way. A face gets to the point where your brain stops asking what kind of genitals it's attached to because it just doesn't matter anymore. Robin's face reached that point about six chins-hiding photo tutorials ago. Her next profile pic is going to have a turtleneck like hasn't been seen since Roger Ebert died. It's too bad I'm banned, this stuff is gold. Whatever. She and I were basically saying the same things anyway. Only I was saying them in a way that was flamboyant and provocative, and she was... is there a word that means "having the conversational skills of a bull dyke"? Because there really ought to be.[/quote]