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[quote name="Ray of Light"][quote name="Zseni on Windows XP :("]My mother eats beef jerky. She also likes those little snack pepperonis made out of pig hearts or whatever. Also: the whole fucking female population on the Atkins diet is chowing that shit down. [/quote] You're contradicting me(!) with a fem-jerky-fondness index of 50%, sample size two, margin of error plus or minus 50%, hrm? That proves nothing except which of us here is the woman. I'll grant that today's meat snack industry appeals to a broader demographic than ever before, and that many women are giving their wares a second look. I'm sure you recall the article in last year's <a href=http://static.highbeam.com/a/americandemographics/february012003/trendcentralgrowingpopularityofmeatsnacks/>American Demographics</a>, which said exactly that, but my own survey of random women (eight in all, or four of your samples) reveals that that second look is one of revulsion, much like the first. I therefore reiterate: beef jerky is a manly snack. I shan't retreat nor stumble on this point, aberrations like the gene sack that produced you notwithstanding. Moving on. [quote]Frugality is MACHO? Inasmuch as the great battle lords throughout history traded on their outrageous generosity and the hallmark of a gentleman, so it is said, is to provide employment for the working class, and you are here before me priding yourself on stretching your homosexual dollars? Fuck your gay little group purchasing decisions. You're practically wearing housedresses, absentmindedly ironing and wondering if it's too kate to slip the hubby's martini into the freezer before he gets home.[/quote] I know one thing that ISN'T macho, and that is figuring out what in hell you're saying here. You seem to be supporting my case with examples, then tearing it down by dressing me in a feminine vignette. Though baffled, I will say that dollars aren't the only thing I can stretch, current flappy company excepted. [quote]That you know nothing whatsoever about women is only gravy on the faggot sammich[/quote] Oh, @*~tee-hee!*~@!! That's a bold claim to come from Zseni-<i>Hi, I'm Zseni and I know scads about men from my time spent shacking up with an anime character and wanting a penis.</i>-jeim. Also, that's not gravy. Ray![/quote]