Caltrops - Carmageddon Reincarnation





	[quote name="Oh no my principles etc."][quote name="that guy"]It's the same turd as all the thought leader posts. Now he's mister helpful cunt in this thread, and mister helpful cunt in the hipster bistro thread. I enjoy people starting those threads and hate this worthless cunt shitting them up. I think we can safely file this guy under "and nothing of value was lost".[/quote] Look, I just wanted to make the repositioning team joke, which I think we can all agree was borderline amusing and only gets better each time it's referenced. After that I had some space left over in the subject line. Well, the idea of paying a company to get out of your driveway is kind of inherently absurd. It's like playground extortion! So let's have a guy who's aggressively in favor of capitulating to that. I thought I could sell it in fifty characters or less but I guess not. Mea culpa. If someone wants to franchise my oh no my principles character, the Rob Schneider's Copy Guy of Caltrops' December 2017, more power to them. I personally think he'd work better as texture for a standalone hipster bistro joke than trying to make "oh no my principles capitulates to a hipster bistro" the joke itself, but I'm not the arbiter of good posting around here. You are. I only hope he doesn't stray as far from his original remit as gruman did, I think we were all done with that concept by the time he started posting in complete sentences.[/quote]