Forum Overview :: Motherfucking News :: Matt Lauer - sexual predator, comic book villain

[quote name="Rafiki"][quote name="<a href="http://variety.com/2017/biz/news/matt-lauer-accused-sexual-harassment-multiple-women-1202625959/">Variety</a>"] His office was in a secluded space, and <b>he had a button under his desk that allowed him to lock his door from the inside</b> without getting up. This afforded him the assurance of privacy. It allowed him to welcome female employees and initiate inappropriate contact while knowing nobody could walk in on him, according to two women who were sexually harassed by Lauer.[/quote] So in other words he had some kind of Lex Luthor rape button installed on his desk, and, presumably, a big steel door would slam shut when he pressed it. <center> <img src="https://pmcvariety.files.wordpress.com/2017/11/matt-lauer-4.jpg?w=1000&h=563&crop=1" width="635" height="338"> <h2>*bzzzzzzzt* *KLANG* MWAHAHAHAHHA, YOU FOOL! YOU WALKED RIGHT INTO MY TRAP! *pulls down pants*</h2> </center> I'm fascinated by the business logistics of this. How do you even submit a request to purchasing to have such a button installed? What goes in the field for business justification? How many layers of management sign off on the funds request? What companies bid on the contract to install such a button? When the electrician showed up, was he some square-jawed, top-heavy bruiser in a jumpsuit and flat cap?[/quote]