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If this is one of the ten best games this year we should all call it a bad year
[quote name="Saltlord"]I finally got around to beating it. Playing it is just single-serving sadness. Tharsis is a tiny sliver of content behind 7,000 RNG checks & a thin veneer of "strategic" choice on top to give the illusion that you're playing out a bad hand rather than playing the slots and waiting for a jackpot. It rewards a successful approach by giving you more random chaos to try to manage. No legs at all. The BPHennesy review would read 'Things break, people die, and the player loses and restarts. After enough such cycles, an unsatisfying video plays, explaining nothing. Roll credits.' I think all those steamtards that don't have the 180 IQ points Mysterio feels are required to refund it may have been onto something. Tharsis fucking sucks.[/quote]