Caltrops - All Walls Must Fall





	[quote name="LinkWatch 2017"]The only thing on your page that really speaks to me, due to my interest in health and buffness, is the picture of a nude male torso on the sidebar. So let's see what that's about. <a href="http://nypost.com/2017/03/22/the-surprising-male-body-type-women-lust-after-most/"><img src="http://i.imgur.com/IXn39j6.jpg"></a> <i>"I call my torso Abbey Road, because one time it was covered in beetles."</i> [quote name="New York Post"]A porn website has revealed women’s most lusted-after body types — and six packs are not top of the list. According to Pornhub, the male body types most women hankered after are “hairy” and “daddy.” Ripped physiques were not what ladies searched for the most, a spokesman for the site told the Daily Star. Many women are partial to watching lesbians and threesomes as well. And it also emerged that penis size really does matter. Pornhub said: “Women searching for men of a particular type generally will use terms like ‘big d–k’ or ‘black/ebony.’”[/quote] I question the scientific methodology of this Pornhub press release! I have never once in my life searched a porn site for skinny blondes with big tits. That doesn't mean the skinny blonde with big tits isn't the Cadillac of women, it just means they tend to already be well represented on the front page of whatever site I'm on. I'm also not sure how they've limited this survey to women, since that's not the sort of information I've ever been asked to provide. Credit card expiration date, sure, but gender? Who cares? I can't even read the common boolean phrase "big-dicked daddies" without mentally extrapolating a gay version of Vince Vaughn's character from <i>Swingers</i>, aggressively pestering me to put on a suit and go out cruising with him, instead of sitting home all night searching for porn stars who look like the chubby girl with glasses I saw at lunch. [quote name="New York Post"]But while these porn searches reveal a lot about the modern day woman’s desires, it seems ladies may be hardwired to prefer buff guys after all. Evolutionary psychologist Nigel Barber told The Daily Star: “Women prefer men who are physically fit and about five inches taller than themselves and find protruding stomachs and baldness unattractive.”[/quote] I think I read somewhere (Dungeonmaster's Guide?) that the average man is about five inches taller than the average woman, once you factor out all the six-sided dice. I'm guessing Nigel's working backwards from the idea that if a trait doesn't make men any more survivable, it must therefore by the laws of evolutionary psychology make us more fuckable. Speaking anecdotally as a woman-sized man, I haven't noticed any marked preference among actual women for men exactly five inches taller than they are, though it's entirely possible my ripped torso has been using its big dick to tip the scales in my favour. Just think, if this new data pans out, we'll all be trading our ab rollers in for buckets of Rogaine to slather over each other's backs and shoulders, until we look like those sad old big-dicked daddies you see reading the pornographic science section of the NY Post! Somewhere, Gay Vince Vaughn is tenting his fingers and bobbing his head.[/quote]