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	[quote name="Commander Tansin A. Darcos`"][quote name="Mysterio"]Kill yourself. I say that with absolute sincerity. Kill yourself and never return. Here are some links that can help you do it, you worthless fucking faggot: [link to cutting wrists] Link 1 (a way to do it without it hurting too much, which I am sure is up your alley, bitch [link to hanging] Link 2[/quote] Oh come on! In this day and age the best you can do to recommend a desirable (one likely to be accepted) suicide, are slitting one's wrists, a slow, messy, and painful death, and hanging, a method of execution that if botched can either decapitate the subject or choke them to death with agonizing slowness? Routine reports from the 19th Century of incompetent executioners botching hangings all but eliminated the practice by the start of the 20th C. even in bloodthirsty jurisdictions such as Texas. The movie <i>The Mechanic</i> from the 1970s showed Charles Bronson and Jan Michael Vincent watching his girlfriend slit her wrists and potentially bleed out over <i>two fucking hours</i> until she chickened out and drove for help. Charleton Heston starred in <i>Earthquake</i>, where one of the opening scenes has his wife lying on the bed with an empty bottle of sleeping pills in her hand. She's done this so frequently he knows the doctor's number from memory. A nice, well-known painless death (like an overdose of sleeping pills) is a much more effective way to encourage someone to off themselves, you moron. Why do you think lethal injection is the universal method of execution by the federal government and in U.S. states (except where the condemned is allowed to pick an alternative such as firing squad or electrocution)? Because it is nearly painless and has less of a chance of being found to be an unconstitutional cruel and unusual form of punishment. [quote name="Mysterio"]The world would be a better place if you killed yourself, first thing in 2017 and spared the rest of us from having to have you anywhere in our lives. Please kill yourself. You're still reading? How about you end it all? That would be the kindest thing you could do to the people you bother, the people who have resigned themselves to your existence. [/quote] It's said there are people who brighten this world by their presence, and some who would brighten it by removing their presence. If you think the world would be improved by their speeding up the process, more power to you to try and recommend it. But you fuckup and botch the whole thing by recommending known painful and harsh methods of suicides that even an idiot would so recognize. Now you know why I refer to the inmates who infest this institution like you as cretinous reprobates. You're so stupid you ruin things for others. Having made such a crassly incompetent suicide recommendation he's now armored against the idea. You not only ruined a chance to improve the world, you've made it harder for the rest of us to propose it in the future because they're likely to see attempts to recommend removing them from the gene pool, not as a method to spare us further contamination from their huge levels of stupid and to offer them a humane and painless death, but instead to see such nasty recommendations as you made as what they are: a sadistic method of torture. [/quote]